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Between Showers
Archive for October, 2007
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Homemade Aftershave
Posted on October 25, 2007 | 1 CommentI was shaving earlier today and after mopping up the blood, noticed that I was out of aftershave. I’m not exactly sure why people need aftershave or what its practical […] -
Make some noise
Posted on October 15, 2007 | No CommentsWhen you’re at a concert or other event and the MC tells you to “make some noise”, do you necessarily clap? I don’t. The directions were clearly non-specific. Yet everyone […] -
How to bag a chick in your class
Posted on October 14, 2007 | No CommentsAzureCuzYeah: fucking bitches AzureCuzYeah: they are so fucking sneaky richar900: but they taste great with lemon sauce. AzureCuzYeah: i was talking to this bitch on the phone AzureCuzYeah: and she […] -
Facebook applications are lame
Posted on October 13, 2007 | No CommentsEver since Facebook opened its slutty thighs to every developer on the internet that wanted a piece of their sweet college tang, it has been at least 14% less cool. […] -
Its impossible to sneeze underwater
Posted on October 12, 2007 | No CommentsI just tried a whole bunch of times. I can’t do it. And if I can’t do it, its impossible. Every time I felt a sneeze coming on I submerged […] -
Sara Silverman and global politics
Posted on October 8, 2007 | No CommentsAzureCuzYeah: do you like sarah silverman richar900: i do and im posting part of her abortion episode from last night right now. why AzureCuzYeah: just wondering AzureCuzYeah: i thought it […] -
I use Google Earth for all my directions
Posted on October 3, 2007 | No CommentsEvery time some one needs directions they tell me to “mapquest it”. Well you know what? Go to hell. I use Google Earth for all my directions. I’ve never used […] -
thinking of a new AIM screen name for richardland
Posted on October 1, 2007 | No Commentsrichar900: i need a screen name. any ideas? richar900: for richardland richar900: i dont want this one public Renholder5x: I wish I could drink free beer all night, and that […]