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Between Showers
Archive for December, 2007
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A dirty penny at Dennys and the philosophy behind tipping
Posted on December 27, 2007 | No Comments3 lady friends of mine go out to eat at 3AM on a chilly December night just a few days ago and despite being total snobs, they accept their options […] -
My Dad to Me: Why aren’t you Tom Hanks yet?
Posted on December 27, 2007 | No CommentsStill here in texas at my parents house, the day after Christmas. They went to see Charlie Wilsons War today. I stayed home to get some work done. Tonight, my […] -
‘Singled Out’ is coming back (maybe). but i won’t be on it
Posted on December 16, 2007 | No CommentsRemember Singled Out? Shut up. of course you do. Unless you’re too young. which you might be. whatever. Anyway – Mtv is shooting a pilot to possibly bring it back […] -
Myspace is making my relationship more difficult
Posted on December 13, 2007 | No CommentsScrew you Myspace! You mean nothing to me! You should mean nothing to everyone. I’ve said it dozens of times before and I still keep having to say again and […] -
Puppy rotation
Posted on December 10, 2007 | No CommentsEveryone loves puppies, but not everyone loves or has the space and time required for a dog. So that’s why I’m going to go into a puppy rotation business where […] -
Trix are for everyone
Posted on December 8, 2007 | No CommentsThe Trix rabbit should just come over my house some time. I’d hook his ass up with some cereal. And if any annoying friggin kids tried to come over and […] -
I’m lactose. And tolerant
Posted on December 5, 2007 | No CommentsWhat can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this […]