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Between Showers
Archive for October, 2008
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This would be funnier if I was fat
Posted on October 28, 2008 | No CommentsI opened up my pantry to stare at my cereal selection for awhile until my stomach relayed which one it wanted to my brain and during the processing I saw […] -
The Drunkback of Northre-Hollywood
Posted on October 26, 2008 | No CommentsA handy tip to all you ladies out there: When you drink too much. you might pass out and have to have the bouncer of the comedy club you’re at […] -
Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?
Posted on October 25, 2008 | No CommentsSince I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon […] -
This Mornings CVC (Coffee-Vomit Crisis)
Posted on October 23, 2008 | No CommentsI have a guest in the house currently in town that drinks coffee, and whenever coffee is already made and being served, I try to force down a cup just […] -
Fun with child pornography
Posted on October 22, 2008 | No CommentsECredneck88: ::sips beer:: ECredneck88: ::eats pringle”” richar900: ::bangs your sister:: ECredneck88: Ya know… it’s awfully hard to find any good kiddy porn these days ECredneck88: Sorry wrong IM… that was […] -
New toothpaste is exciting
Posted on October 15, 2008 | No CommentsLuCkY VeRoNa: So I got new toothpaste Richar900: kick ass! what kind???? Richar900: omg. TP party! LuCkY VeRoNa: Listerine LuCkY VeRoNa: with the like pretty teal color tube Richar900: im […] -
How to be Awesome
Posted on October 13, 2008 | No CommentsFirst a description on what Awesomeness is and what it is not… Awesomeness is NOT related to things you own or how you look or how much money you have […] -
Life complaints take a very dark turn
Posted on October 9, 2008 | 1 Comment6:13pmKelly hey you Today 9:21pm Kelly is depressed; just sat in a jacuzzi ALONE; sick of this. 9:25pmKelly HELLO whoops; hello 9:27pmRichard hi depressed and sick of this hm?… sounds…..nice […] -
Making new FB GFs. lolz
Posted on October 3, 2008 | No Commentsthe following takes place on the Facebook comments of a posted political article by Ryan: Gina [name redacted] wrote at 2:16pm i don’t feel like reading this! it’s way too […]