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Between Showers
Archive for December, 2008
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I actually got socks and underwear for Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2008 | No CommentsIsn’t that like…not a real thing? I still want toys and I’m getting Grandpa stuff? Well actually, I did get toys too though. I asked for a Nintendo/Super Nintendo hybrid […] -
Say “Christmas”, dammit
Posted on December 24, 2008 | 2 CommentsI’m tired of this “happy holidays” bullshit. “But what if they’re jeeeew-iiish” says the whiner. Um. Its customary for Jews to respond to “merry Christmas” either with “happy Hanukkah” or […] -
Moms know how to use the oven
Posted on December 21, 2008 | No CommentsLemme just tell you about havin a mom: highly, recommended. All you orphans out there outta run right out and get you one a those asap. I just had mine […] -
I’m ashamed of my snot cleanup
Posted on December 18, 2008 | No CommentsI caught a cold whilst in St Louis over the weekend and created a mound of used tissues in my wake, which I didn’t want to remain in the trash […] -
Same girl: Drunk vs Not Drunk. who’s hotter?
Posted on December 16, 2008 | 1 CommentI usually encourage my friends to lessen their intake of alcoholic innard-baths but I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests […] -
I should rent a car? you should eat my balls
Posted on December 8, 2008 | No CommentsI’m in Missouri for a week before heading to Texas for the Holid goddamnChristmas and seeing old friends from when I used to live here just a scant 5ish years […] -
St Louis local news delivers corn gold
Posted on December 2, 2008 | No CommentsIf, like me, you were sitting in Wheeler’s moms house in suburban Missouri, enjoying the comforts of actual clean linens, food and sanitary shelter as opposed to the St Louis […]