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Between Showers
Archive for January, 2009
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Arguing over how hard/often to beat your women
Posted on January 28, 2009 | No CommentsBUlLETIN ON MYPSACE: BULLETIN COMMENT: Richard: thats terrible! only women deserve to be treated like that. not a poor dog. =( Bulletin Reply Comment: ok Richard… You have GOT to […] -
I am a giver of good thoughts
Posted on January 22, 2009 | No CommentsYou can try it at home yourself. Always works. -
I think I know why I’m not famous yet
Posted on January 10, 2009 | No CommentsCuz I sabotage myself. Cuz I don’t wanna kill myself. Cuz once I’m a big name, I’ll probably be an even bigger coke and prostitute fiend than I am now […] -
Thought Experiment: A criminal playing the lottery
Posted on January 8, 2009 | No CommentsCheck THIS out bitches… A criminal – we’ll use a bank robber for example – playing the lottery. You don’t get it. I know. That’s why I’m here. to explain […] -
I constantly forget how to write checks
Posted on January 6, 2009 | 1 CommentEvery time. Every. Single. Thyme. It doesn’t COMPLETELY leave my head, but I’ve never stared at a blank check and been confident that I know what the hell I’m doing. […] -
Bottle bag babe’s big BMW blunder
Posted on January 4, 2009 | No CommentsI met one of my friends in a parking lot one night for a drug drop off, and while picking up the boxes of teddy bears filled with pure Colombian […] -
New Years sinfest
Posted on January 2, 2009 | No CommentsI’m always the first one to say that a party isn’t a party unless there are hard core drugs and public sex going on, but sometimes its best to keep […]