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Between Showers
Archive for February, 2009
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My take on the Oscars: They Suck
Posted on February 25, 2009 | No CommentsEveryone is asking me “what did you think of the Oscars!?” I can’t tell them because I didn’t watch a single frame of it. Why the hell would I? Why […] -
Midnight chips have no power over me/please help me
Posted on February 24, 2009 | No CommentsThis is why I only eat wheat grass and soy milk with an occasional rare slab of beef: cuz if I eat your 21st century packed human food, I get […] -
Damn underwear chips in bed to hell
Posted on February 23, 2009 | No CommentsI totally take back everything in my previous blog about being thankful that I can enjoy the luxury of eating Doritos in bed at 1am. I tried going to bed […] -
Giving thanks for underwear chips in bed
Posted on February 21, 2009 | No CommentsI got home tonight at 10pm, when most Los Angeles nights of drinking, sexing and doing coke in the bathroom of that one party you were only kinda invited to, […] -
What does it mean when you “poke” someone on Facebook?
Posted on February 18, 2009 | No CommentsThe Facebook “poke” feature allows you to notify someone on the site that you clicked a button that said “poke [that person]”. When people poke me on Facebook…I poke back. […] -
Have I ever told you how much I loathe you?
Posted on February 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes while strolling on the beach on a bright sunny winters day in Malibu with a pal, you find out that they think you’re a pathetic issues riddled dink, and […] -
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
Posted on February 10, 2009 | 1 CommentThe worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […] -
Top 9 Richard Bushnells on Facebook
Posted on February 8, 2009 | No CommentsA friend added me on Facebook and noted that there are lots of Me’s on there, so I went to have a look. Here are the top blokes that share […] -
Circuit City deserved to go out of business
Posted on February 7, 2009 | 1 CommentI went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […] -
Google confessions. Emma Watson nude edition
Posted on February 6, 2009 | No CommentsDear Google: I know you watch and record everything I do, and I just want to make sure you know that earlier today, when I searched for “Emma Watson nudity“, […]