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Between Showers
Archive for May, 2009
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How to get your kids to behave
Posted on May 29, 2009 | No CommentsI made this prescription in response to a twitter post (cuz i’m still easing into that whole culture and not at all ready yet to call them “tweets”) asking how […] -
Busting the Myth of Having “Guy Friends” (sorry ladies)
Posted on May 26, 2009 | No CommentsIt’s an old joke that men don’t understand women and it’s accurate. But I am slowly observing and learning how little it goes the other way. The problem with both […] -
the wonderful world of G0ys
Posted on May 25, 2009 | 2 CommentsAm i a “g0y”? are you a g0y? well that all depends: do you enjoy rubbing your penis against someone elses until you both climax in a burst of ecstasy […] -
I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)
Posted on May 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […] -
Booger teeth pickenz
Posted on May 16, 2009 | No CommentsI was watching Family Guy on my other computer just now and picking some remnants of the leftover Chinese i had for breakfast out of my teeth and picking the […] -
Dogs don’t know english
Posted on May 11, 2009 | No CommentsWhen I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, i’d say “Goah […] -
I love destroying ant hills
Posted on May 8, 2009 | 1 CommentSo many work so hard on something so important to them, their family and their very existence and i come along and wipe it away, ruining it all for no […] -
POLL: Does this dude look like John Heder or not?
Posted on May 4, 2009 | 3 CommentsCuz to me this is obvious plus a million, but him and his girlfriend both appear to be insulted by the suggestion of a similarity even though my original comment […] -
“Wyd?” and “Are you up?” Are “How are you” and “whats up”s evil cousins
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsPeople… PLEASE… I’m begging you to stop killing me with this stuff. Don’t message me asking “what are you doing” or “are you awake?” unless it is micro-specific to a […]