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Between Showers
Archive for November, 2009
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Boxer beware: the ilk of silk
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsSilk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at […] -
Calendar OCD battle
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsALMOST made it the entire month with only one left-to-right corner to corner slash through the days on my desk calendar, but alas, with only one day to go, the […] -
DFW hates the handicapped
Posted on November 29, 2009 | No CommentsComing into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the […] -
Early Airport funtimes
Posted on November 28, 2009 | No CommentsWatched CSI Miami for 4 hours straight instead of going to sleep last night and am now at my gate at the Orlando airport mixing up a bottle of Airborne […] -
Left alonezes in Or-lo
Posted on November 27, 2009 | No CommentsDefinitely will NOT be paying thousands of dollars to get out of this jam packed festerhole that is Orlando airport. will wait for a non-full flight to get the regular […] -
5 year old grammar Nazi
Posted on November 26, 2009 | No CommentsMy 5 year old nephew Riley was looking over my shoulder when I was on my Family-Facebook (the one where I talk about how much I love Jesus and my […] -
Responsible gun usage lessons from my family
Posted on November 25, 2009 | No CommentsI won’t name names since she or…she, would probably fail to see the self deprecating humor in this, but lets just say that a certain someone back at my parents […] -
When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers
Posted on November 24, 2009 | No CommentsWhen you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers. I warned you with this status update on Myspace and Facebook: someone please come over and have salad with me… […] -
Orlando airport has free Wifi
Posted on November 23, 2009 | No CommentsAt Orlando airport… Why doesnt every airport everywhere have free wifi? wtf. get it sponsored and get friggin movin. this is how itz DONE yo. watchin yutubez @ baggage claim […] -
On my way to Florida
Posted on November 23, 2009 | No CommentsThis is what the taxi service to the airport meant for this box, right? Leaving the house in just a few hours (meaning I should probably try to sleep for […]