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Between Showers
Archive for September, 2010
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Drugs is Drugs
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No CommentsNo better reminder that you’re back in LA than being made fun of for referring to cocaine like its a drug. silly me. silly LA. Now im gonna snort some […] -
Odd visitors
Posted on September 26, 2010 | No Commentsthefuckisgoinon here? its 8:35pm and my doorbell just rang with a 9th grader and her [what i’m assuming is her central/south american nanny] with a catalog for me to flip […] -
Crasher of weddings
Posted on September 25, 2010 | No CommentsWedding going on down the street. valet service hired. cars all down the my street. a delicious looking young blonde in black just walked by. I have the flyer notifying […] -
Empty bellies hurt before bedtime
Posted on September 24, 2010 | No CommentsNo wonder my stomach hurts… its hunger pains.. I literally forgot to have dinner. Last thing I had was an apple, 6 hours ago. wups. Too late now. I already […] -
Teaching America’s Youth (about gay fetish sex)
Posted on September 21, 2010 | No CommentsSpeaking of the gays… i just explained what s&m is to a 17yr old dude on twitter :(. wtf. i swear i dont set out to do these things – […] -
Why do people argue online for so long?
Posted on September 19, 2010 | No CommentsBeen getting a lot of messages asking if I have given up my long tradition of showcasing and summarily obliterating the fools and bullies who flaunt and attack with their […] -
Testy Boastful Abortions
Posted on September 17, 2010 | No CommentsRichard Bushnell but enough about me.. how are all of YOU?… — okay, back to me now: I’m awesome. Stacey Leezer Phelps I read today that men are actually boastful […] -
iPhone Hal keeps me informed
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My one day trashy Mullet cut
Posted on September 12, 2010 | No CommentsI finally got my haircut by the best hair stylist this side of the Mason Dixon line but she had to go to a bridesmaids dress thing with our friend […] -
Bieber Evo Sucktrain – Skype Scandal
Posted on September 10, 2010 | No CommentsSkype really DOES have an “edit transcript” feature where you can just change what other people in a group chat say. Very weird. and if anyone asks, I’m saying that’s […]