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Between Showers
Archive for October, 2010
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Where have all the Na’avi Gone?
Posted on October 29, 2010 | No CommentsI’m getting a little concerned… the day after I saw Avatar I thought “Halloween is gonna be fun, seeing as I know at least a dozen 10 foot tall, oddly […] -
Trying to not Try
Posted on October 28, 2010 | No CommentsI had this comment back-and-forth with someone on youtube critiquing my “bad celebrity impressions” video. They broke after the last reply posted here and said they “saw the light” and […] -
I’m a Giver
Posted on October 26, 2010 | No CommentsHanging out in the upper level VIP hot tub and watching these two dudes down in the larger commoners-tub sitting across from two cute (but not Richard-cute) girls, stealing glances […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
California Pizza Bitchin
Posted on October 24, 2010 | No CommentsAw heeell no California Pizza Kitchen. you KNOW u aint chargin me no 2 extra gah dayum dollas for a split topping awn wunnna mah pizzas. mm NNN nah. they […] -
Flashy Eyelashy
Posted on October 23, 2010 | No CommentsTried on a fake eyelash. Thought it might look a little Ultraviolent. Instead it looked a little ultra-fabulous. -
Long socks extreme
Posted on October 22, 2010 | No Commentsand you people think MY standard of wearing tube socks everywhere is silly… puh… -
One Time: Footsteps in the Sand
Posted on October 20, 2010 | No CommentsWhen i look upon the wavy shore of my life, there are places where there is but a single pair of footsteps in the sand. At first I thought I […] -
California Rain
Posted on October 19, 2010 | No CommentsIt’s been raining for 2 days. a chihuahua ran up to me for shelter during a jog just now. no one answered when i called the phonenumber on the tag […] -
Thought of the Day…
Posted on October 18, 2010 | No CommentsThe Vending Machine Theory (“Stuff tastes better when it falls”) seems to apply to humans (metaphorically) as well. Western society loves a comeback story…