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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Between Showers
Archive for December, 2011
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New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas
Posted on December 31, 2011 | No CommentsCuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […] -
Then and Than
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe difference matters… -
Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsI vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […] -
Lets Talk Dragons…
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsOkay…So Dragons… Seriously… Is there any reason to know with logical certitude that dragons never existed? If a dragon is just a flying lizard that breaths fire, then we’re already […] -
Um…REALLY?…
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsOh family gatherings… you so silly…. I hope Jim Halpert realizes how lucky he is to just have a camera trained on him at all times, allowing him to turn […] -
Yakisoba Ruined Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsFirst World Problems. almost as bad as this one: -
All Presents Wrapped and NONE by Me. WIN!
Posted on December 24, 2011 | No CommentsThis is the first year since I was 8 or 9 that I havent had to wrap a single Christmas present. A series of factors contributed to this monumental victory […] -
Oh, it’s fo REAL alright: The Justin Bieber Toothbrush
Posted on December 24, 2011 | 1 CommentIt’s the only thing I asked Santa for… -
REMINDER: Dogs dont know English
Posted on December 23, 2011 | No CommentsWhat the H is up with people talking to dogs? not small phrases like commands or praise – but full on TALKING. speaking entire sentences on what they should and […]