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Between Showers
Archive for April, 2012
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Beach Body
Posted on April 30, 2012 | No CommentsI was just down at the beach, took my shirt off and was all like – I could only count 4 of my abs. It was disgusting. A child cried, […] -
First Class Follies (Flying to Hawaii)
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsFlying to Hawaii might SOUND like a fun time, but you’re not factoring in the hidden horrors of the First Class cabin. For one: the seat has way too many […] -
I remember everything, sans my own videos
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to @ManiIsMyName, whom I will thank by name when they tell me what it is (that sounded a thousand times better while I was typing it than it […] -
Batteries officially recharged
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsAmazing what a little rest can do for you. Blonded up my hair a little, shaved clean and am now enjoying a vintage 2012 guava nectar (good year) the morning after […] -
I Love To Singa (VIDEO)
Posted on April 28, 2012 | No Commentsget home at midnight. work for hours. Skype conference on business in a timezone across the globe. work some more. finish by 4AM? in the words of father owl: “enough […] -
Sleep is for the weak
Posted on April 27, 2012 | 1 CommentHow many hours of sleep do you usually get? i always get a full 8 except i havent gotten more than 5 a night for over a week and am […] -
Lost Angeles
Posted on April 26, 2012 | No CommentsGPS decides to be a bitch and pretend its unable to find a signal for the duration of my errands in the Valley? aint no thang. never mind that i […] -
This puzzle is completed but your extra pieces are welcome
Posted on April 23, 2012 | No CommentsA viewer emailed this to me today, noting that I’ve said in at least one video that i’m not looking and dont want someone to “complete me” since i’m complete. […] -
Working late again
Posted on April 23, 2012 | No Commentsits 3:33AM and im sitting up in bed using my last -what feels like, mmm, 13 minutes- of possible awaketime to finish a bowl of chinese food (cuz I forgot […] -
Rain Drain
Posted on April 22, 2012 | No Commentsi have a terrible revelation to divulge and its not a joke… i go out in the rain and record videos of it, go home and edit it to music…and […]