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Recent Posts
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- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Between Showers
Archive for May, 2012
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Famous *Almost* Last Words
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsTonight a tipsy truck driver took the wrong turn and went down the oneway half of the road, only sharply swerving over the concrete divider to get back on the […] -
Stop Facebook-Spamming me with Club Invites
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsEveryone stop sending me Facebook event invites to your fkking iPod DJ parties, or retarded club openings that will already be wack as fkk & under new ownership in 2 […] -
A bunch of WTF
Posted on May 29, 2012 | 1 CommentLife making too much sense for you? Here’s some super random weirdness to throw you off balance… 1) A child dancing in front of a green screen with an orca-banana […] -
Memorial Air Spies
Posted on May 28, 2012 | No CommentsOkay i know its a holiday and propeller planes do go by here once in awhile so i’m trying not to make this some “its all about me” paranoia, but […] -
Thought of the day
Posted on May 27, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing Apple products don’t get viruses, cuz there would be a lot of pilfered video of my dong out there from all the times I use my iPhone as […] -
Sarah Palin Shooting
Posted on May 25, 2012 | 1 CommentWyatt shoots more things than his mouth and amateur porn – also firearms. He posted a photograph of himself doing so and got this Sarah Palin connecting comment: So I […] -
What’s more messed up?
Posted on May 24, 2012 | No CommentsThe fact that I have this picture? Or the fact that I know that that is Hugh Jackmans body?… the non-dogface version is just as derpy as the dog… which […] -
Here’s a Pup in a Cup to start your day off right
Posted on May 23, 2012 | No CommentsWhen I’m sad I like to try to make someone else happy. then I forget why I was sad. I’m not necessarily saying I’m feeling a soul crushing Titanic level […] -
Breakfast Cupcakes – Could I eats?
Posted on May 22, 2012 | No CommentsIt was pointed out by a friend that scrambled with cheese would be better than sunny side up. clearly true, but I assume the sunny sides were used for the […] -
No time to be not Awesome
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No CommentsWhat I thought was acid reflux on the plane returning home to Los Angeles from Hawaii turned out to be a virus that latched on to me and didnt do […]