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Between Showers
Archive for February, 2013
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Only Insecure Hypocritical Small Minded Losers think selfies are “Vain”
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsShaming someone’s Selfies?… Try not to be so cliche, Loves. Hating on people taking photographs of themselves by dismissing it as vanity with no further evidence of the charge than […] -
Ladies: Quit tryin to change your man
Posted on February 22, 2013 | No CommentsYou chicks really gotta knock it off with the whole seeing-your-man-as-an-unfinished-painting thing. as a gender, you’re not very good at it and the attempt to “complete” the canvas with what […] -
Shorty wrinkle fighters
Posted on February 19, 2013 | No CommentsGollum, Dobby & Yoda are in a cage match with no weapons and Yoda’s lost all ability to use the force. Who wins?… #thingsIthinkaboutinthebath@midnight -
Calendar Crosses
Posted on February 14, 2013 | No CommentsThe question: Why do people cross off their calendars like that? Is your life such a shit life that you can’t wait to cross it off as being over and […] -
Patting is a universal recognition of “come to this spot”
Posted on February 13, 2013 | 1 CommentWhen you want someone to sit next to you, you would be a little childish and weird for patting the spot you’re inviting them to but everyone would know exactly […] -
Butter Beauty
Posted on February 9, 2013 | No CommentsDreaming about lounging on a giant fresh baked bread-bed floating in a pond of melted butter as lobstertail shrimp swim by and I munch myself to sleep over the sound […] -
3 Steps on How to be Happy …
Posted on February 4, 2013 | No CommentsI’ve always been interested in how the brain works, as well as behavioral algorithms that explain human and animal behavior and recently gave these root steps to a friend to […]