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Between Showers
Archive for March, 2013
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Oh Easter, you so silly
Posted on March 31, 2013 | No CommentsHow come people say “He is risen” instead of “He HAS risen”? Not only cuz of the odd use of the words, but also cuz…isn’t Easter an anniversary? No one […] -
Mud man intruder? Nope. just me again
Posted on March 30, 2013 | No CommentsThat awkward moment when you’re on the phone so long that you completely forgot you had put on a mud mask and when you walk by a large mirror in […] -
Cray status
Posted on March 27, 2013 | No CommentsSometimes I think maybe not all bitches be cray and then a bitch’ll come along n remind me n i’ll be all like, nope – bitches still cray. -
A scene i’m all too familiar with
Posted on March 26, 2013 | No Comments -
Filed under: Terrifying events I get invited to
Posted on March 21, 2013 | No CommentsI…eh…. I think i’m busy that night, fellas :/ -
Seat Belts are stupid
Posted on March 21, 2013 | No CommentsIt really pisses me off when I lean forward to check out a hot girl I’m passing on the highway and the friggin seat belt cock blocks me with a […] -
People who get really into audio creep me out
Posted on March 20, 2013 | No CommentsFew things about the human condition make me uncomfortable as i’m pretty understanding of even the weirder behaviors humans are naturally or abnormally inclined to engage in – but this […] -
So, I was born a bunch of years ago today
Posted on March 18, 2013 | 1 CommentHow many following me know how old I am, I wonder? Comment or email or twitter or message me your guess that you spent under 10 seconds thinking about. Any […] -
Oh Richard….
Posted on March 11, 2013 | No Commentsnot sure if i’m chuckling at myself for passing a mirror in my hallway and saying “whats up, handsome?” out loud, or if the part im finding amusing is the […] -
I need all of Dysons products or my life is meaningless
Posted on March 7, 2013 | No CommentsMy assistant has been thumbs-downing my requirement to own everything Dyson makes simply on account of stupid arguments like “I dont NEED it” or “I can’t even come close to […]