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Between Showers
Archive for May, 2013
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Scaring mommy with murder
Posted on May 31, 2013 | No CommentsI couldn’t let this response to this status I left on this moms status just live and die on Facebook, so here’s a cross-post. Not cuz it’s that hilarious but […] -
Just a reminder about how I always know everything
Posted on May 30, 2013 | No CommentsYou guys been hearing the news that Apple is going to make a wearable device for your wrist? Of course you did. A year ago. Because I told you and […] -
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
I like pre-roll Ads. Not tolerate them: Like them.
Posted on May 28, 2013 | No CommentsOn a 2 min news clip – yes, that’s bullshit. But if it’s a quality entertainer or funny clip from comedy central or something then im okay with it and […] -
Skinny-shaming is not a winning strategy…
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Bieber-Sex & Gif-Butter: How is it possible to be THIS tone-deaf to humor?
Posted on May 25, 2013 | No CommentsLast month, this dude commented on one of my links with outrage, I guess cuz of the inappropes nature in reference to the cherubic chipmunk that is The Biebs (Version […] -
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […] -
Don’t try to out-poke me. You’ll go mad with frustration
Posted on May 21, 2013 | No CommentsI’ll let richardland readers in on a little secret of mine just so you don’t waste time challenging me in the social networking battlefield arena of Facebook poking. You literally […] -
“It’s not a race”…
Posted on May 19, 2013 | No CommentsI never liked the term “race” when applied to humans. as if people with different ethnic features and skin tones are a different species or some shit. there is one […] -
Inspector Tester and the Grand Hall dilemma
Posted on May 17, 2013 | No CommentsA Mold inspector had to come over today to do tests to make sure everythings okay after I had a leak fixed that made some drywall moist and while […]