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Between Showers
Archive for April, 2014
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Gettin things done
Posted on April 30, 2014 | No CommentsI’d rather just wave a magic wand and have the scattered trash and debris in my yard just go away, but unfortunately, like my D, it aint gonna blow itself. […] -
My hot tub needs your prayers. and so do I.
Posted on April 25, 2014 | No CommentsNot to bum you out or anything this weekend but please keep in your thoughts and prayers the hope for a speedy recovery of Tubitha Jestson (my hot tub/spa), who […] -
Sorry kids, but there just isn’t enough Dick to go around
Posted on April 24, 2014 | No CommentsI always feel bad when someone chooses to be so consistently useless that I have to distance or leave them completely, mostly cuz of how much I know their life […] -
“Mother Earth” is the worst of all religions
Posted on April 16, 2014 | No CommentsThere are some goofy supernatural faiths about intelligent arbiters of laws governing the universe but Queen of the Goof Troop is the “mother earth” bullshit. The earth is not a […] -
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […]