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Between Showers
Archive for May, 2014
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Missed Connection: This dude creepin on me a foot to my right
Posted on May 21, 2014 | 2 CommentsOn laptop at my gate here at the St Louis airport and this dude passes me 3 times, eyefucking me like I’m the last slice of pizza; sits down next […] -
If I’m an adult, then you can be one too
Posted on May 14, 2014 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone afraid to grow up and ruining their lives over perpetual Peter-Panism and I tried and failed to illustrate a point. Well, I mean, *I* […] -
Don’t tell me what to do, Computer
Posted on May 13, 2014 | No CommentsWho the hell do you think you are, telling me I didn’t eject my USB device “properly”? Bitch, I’ll shove that thing in and out of you or any other […] -
Lookit all these friggin teeth in one mouth…
Posted on May 1, 2014 | No CommentsDoes this make your tender pink fleshy supple vulnerable gums throb with anxiousness or is it just me? & Is it weird that I desperately want to gently drag the […]