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Between Showers
Archive for February, 2015
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Something you should know before you ask me to “hang out”…
Posted on February 20, 2015 | No CommentsI think you’re great. You know this by my lack of telling you otherwise. But at this current point in time I don’t want to hang out with you… It’s […] -
The day I sold my soul, became a loser, and generally gave up on life…
Posted on February 16, 2015 | No CommentsAKA: The day I started playing Candy Crush on my phone… Why would I do this? Why would I just give up on a life of success, happiness, wealth, fame, […] -
Happy Valentines Day
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Improper Sinus Spray has turned me into a Sneezecake Factory
Posted on February 10, 2015 | No CommentsEvery time I use these damn nasal douches I end up rustling the stuff up in there and trigging a virus. Regular posts will come back later this month cuz […] -
Why Jurassic World is gonna suck
Posted on February 1, 2015 | No CommentsEveryone is excited for the new Jurassic Park sequel with a different name because all the other Jurassic Park sequels were so… or no – they’re excited because… the special […]