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Between Showers
Archive for January, 2016
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Plugging your ears with your fingers actually works
Posted on January 29, 2016 | No CommentsI just tried sticking my fingers in my ears to block sound, and was shocked that it actually worked. I was just making a symbolic comedic gesture to signify how […] -
Staring contest with the devil
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Appreciating the poetic grace of a freshly vacuumed carpet
Posted on January 17, 2016 | No CommentsWhy does a recently vacuumed carpet look so damn clean? The obvious answer is that because it *is* clean, but that doesn’t make any sense if you think about it […] -
When your world is such a carnival that the sky is cotton candy. #nofilter
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“I own my body” propaganda is just a sad cry for help
Posted on January 8, 2016 | No CommentsChill out, crybabies. No one is forcing you into slavery by having an opinion you don’t like, or even by being adjectively rude about something they think you should do. […] -
Oh, hello 2016… Meet your new Daddy…
Posted on January 1, 2016 | No CommentsThis year I will… -Keep this slammin beard for the entire year (negotiations with myself on renewal to take place in 2017). -Consider acquiring a girlfriend. I’m not necessarily going […]