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Between Showers
Archive for June, 2016
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#Bedhead on point, motherfkker. I be teachin Rihanna or Beyoncé or whichever beautiful black woman sings "I woke up like this" how it's done, son.
Posted on June 27, 2016 | No Comments -
I put black Chinese goo on my face to make it more beautifuller
Posted on June 23, 2016 | No CommentsAn opportunity arose for me to put an asian beauty goop of unknown purpose on my face, so obviously I jumped at it without question since I’m tired of living as […] -
Meaningless online random picture thing confirms: I would have been a hot woman
Posted on June 15, 2016 | No CommentsI’m pretty positive this “what would you look like as the opposite gender” thing has no technology behind it besides assigning a random photo of another gender to the one […] -
Spam Flattery reminds me what a thirsty loser I am
Posted on June 6, 2016 | No CommentsSpam has a new tactic lately of complimenting its target and it must work tremendously because I’m one of the best humans alive with no needy inclinations or default desire […]