Anna is funny

Russian Anna is taking me to this crazy cool secret place in the hills that she’s talked about but… daylight is going away.. so we had this exchange on the phone just now:

Me: so it’s just out in nothingness hm? do i need to bring my pepper spray?

Anna: um, no, you could if you want but I dont think the bugs will be too bad.

and as if that wasn’t gold enough…

Me: but it’ll be dark n stuff… won’t coyotes like, eat us?

Anna: [completely serious] no it’ll be fine, i have this app on my iPhone called “flashlight” so don’t worry.