I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me’z
Whatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Clearly so. Cuz over the last 3 months, five female friends I don’t talk to often or haven’t seen in person in awhile (or ever) on Myspace and Facebook have made passive aggressive comments about how my main pictures are missing shirts.
Ya. They sure are. So wuts it to ya bitches?
They’ll say things like “put a shirt on!” or comment a fully clothed picture with “didn’t know you owned any shirts!” (yuk yuk), but what they really want to say is that “I hate that your body is better than mine and that you’re not ashamed of flashing it around like I am”.
You can try and intimidate me into falling in line to behavior you’re more comfortable with allz you want lay-dies. But it ain gon have no effectz on meh.
Cuz what you have trouble understanding my dear children is that I don’t post pictures like that for any of your pathetic little reasons you do/have/ or would.
Not to get attention or impress the ladies.
Not to show off to my fellow males or earn respect.
Not to reassure myself that yes I AM sexy (”I am dammit! right??”)
Not to chronicle and boast over recent improvement in my appearance.
I post them for one reason and one reason only:
Because I’m a vain motherfucker.
And I like the sight of my own gloriousness.
And nothing. NOTHING. you say. will ever. everrrr. change that.
It is MYspace int it? Facebook is a page all about yourself still, right?
Ya. I thought so girls.
See ya around. 
Good day…….
Tags: Facebook, Myspace, Self Esteem, Vanity