went outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
Cousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
So who's winning the supergame? Florida or St Louis (or whatever)? anyone hit a home run yet? and hows Teebow doing? #sportsaresilly1 hour ago
Why does anyone still watch the Superbowl? IT'S 2012! Don't you people realize you can just watch all the commercials on the internet now?? 7 hours ago
Video: Why am I being punished like this? can no one find me peelable banana ice cream pops??? http://t.co/TNxGrNyI (watch) 10 hours ago
Did i mention that Jonathan Lipnicki (lil kid from Jerry Maguire) is a finely chiseled 21yrold hunk of man meat now? http://t.co/zVdbeuqi22 hours ago
I feel bad for fat chicks that are racist cuz they're missing out on an otherwise free pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet of hot black guys. 2 days ago
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice... Unless you're in a bad mood. then fuck everyone. 4 days ago
this makes me hungry... VIDEO: McDonalds stops using “pink slime” meat washed w/ ammonium hydroxide in their hamburgers http://t.co/8jgd81te4 days ago
RT @DrunkReport: Romney wins Florida primary: MITT 48% NEWT 31% RICK 13% RON 7%... Newt vows to continue wasting everyones time with his ... 5 days ago
RT @RyanMauro: This goes TOO far. Newt claims Romney vetoed % for kosher food for Holocaust survivors, forced them to eat non-kosher. ht ... 5 days ago