As covered previously here in richardland: when overweight people see a peer that is way too comfortable being thin, there’s a natural inclination for the fatty to give a “hey now” and try to dial the thin persons confidence back to a level that makes the contrast less embarrassing. Likewise, when you have a lot of adult responsibilities on your plate, it gets a little annoying to see people chillin out max and relaxin all cool – why do you think Uncle Phil was so disapproving of Will’s funky fresh attitude? cuz the dude was a fkkn wealthy man of the law of course. When you’re a mom, you see things further through a prism of crying helpless mushballs who are completely dependent on you. It’s that filter of viewing things, for instance, that made Wheelers baby momma go from thinking he was a cool bf, to a deadbeat trashy skeezy loser. Catchin my drift here?
Kay, so now that we have some ground work to start from, lets play a game with the responses to my Facebook status this afternoon:
Hmm. 6* endorsements and 1 Debbie Downer…
Guess which one is the 26 year old married mother of 2.
Isn’t that adorable? Sure, I could try to figure out which part or what combo of the series is responsible for the alleged creep-factor (the patio? the bread? help my social skills!), but the truth is more amusing, partly because its so transparent (keep those legs stationary you freak!).
And now, I’m gonna go swig back a Pedialyte while I finish watching a cartoon I saved to watch with dessert in between fielding AIM messages from friends, none of whom are over 20 years old… and the Pedialyte is the only thing about that thats a joke (it’s actually Juicy Juice). ooo, creepy. lulz 
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*Update: a 7th endorsement was commented shortly afterward
