My 5 year old nephew Riley was looking over my shoulder when I was on my Family-Facebook (the one where I talk about how much I love Jesus and my loved ones in status updates) and he saw my half sister and commented aloud:
Riley: I habent seen her in a long time.
Me: [agreeing] no [meaning "no, you haven't"]
Riley: …you mean yes…
Me: no, i mean… eh. no.
Riley: but i habn’t seen her.. so you mean yes
Me: well yes, you haven’t seen her
Riley: …but you said no…
Me: god dammit. get out of here n go play. i have work to do.
Me: *blogs that conversation*
little punkass. so glad I’m not like that..