The invention of Land Sushi

This girl just said to me “why doesn’t anywhere [sic] have like ‘land sushi’? like i don’t like fish but sushi is good cuz its just really amazing cuts of raw fish so like, why don’t they do that with like beef and chicken and pork n stuff? i bet it’d be really good. you think we should try it?”…

i responded “i think YOU absolutely should… that’s a fantastic idea”. I almost blew my cover by busting up laughing when she responded “i know right!??”.

I can’t be legally held responsible if I encourage a deadly act, right?

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