Internet slang and boobs

BigDogDaddy83: you’ve been using a lot of internet lingo lately… everything ok?
Richar900: nah. lol, wtf & idk’s are okay. not abnormal
BigDogDaddy83: oh really? And how do ya feel about brb?
Richar900: also allowed
BigDogDaddy83: hmmm, so then what
BigDogDaddy83: what’s NOT allowed?
BigDogDaddy83: rofl’s?
BigDogDaddy83: lmao’s?
BigDogDaddy83: I’m ok with it
Richar900: correct. along with ttfn unless used ironically
BigDogDaddy83: ew I hate ttfn
BigDogDaddy83: Who the hell still says ta ta anyway unless referring to boobs
BigDogDaddy83: In which case it’s not really “ta ta”… it’s more like “HOLY COW! LOOK!!! TATAS!!!!!!”
Richar900: i think i would have to shoot anyone that visibly excited about boobs
Richar900: it should be more like “aye say. *sips tea* if you direct your attention to the direction i’m looking, i think you’ll be pleased to find a pair of rather visually appealing breasts”
Richar900: and then your buddy goes “indeed! i dare say i would fancy a bout with my face betwix them whilst impersonating a mortar powered water craft” and you both share a jolly good chuckle.
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