Apples and Racists

Damian: Rotten apple or fruity Death Star? YOU DECIDE

Patrick
Why can’t it be both?

Damian
Well… It *is* true that only a Sith believes in absolutes…

Richard
“fruity death star” is my pet name for Adam Lamberts butthole, fyi Vivian why is the apple between our lady holding our Lord and what i think is a priest raising a child…?

Damian
Because that is the table next to my living room throne.

Richard
you have a toilet in your living room??

Damian
Yes, Richard, I do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD6sBrPB30

Richard
something tells me that electric hammer of Homers won’t solve “ALL” my pounding needs, amirite?

Damian
Richard, you know full well that what happens at The Home Depot *stays* at The Home Depot.

Richard
but only cuz the day laborers dont have twitter accounts, so its like – who’r THEY gonna tell? its the perfect crime. e’rry time

Damian
Geminder Wait till I tell @vivaprimeramula that, you racist.

Richard
I’ll grab a snickers (among other things) and wait all nite lawng with anticipation to find out what race hard workers are. I KNOW its not those lazy fkkn Norwegians.

Damian
Or the bloody Dutch. First, they build dykes. Now, they marry them?! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS

Richard
I went for Norway cuz 1) they dont have electricity there so they’ll never know I said this and 2) couldnt think of a brown nationality that wasnt central/south american quick enough, but if you’re gonna call bluff and double up on Whitey, then so be it – I’ll be the one to go dark. after sleep, though. too tired to be racist in an entertaining way. must recharge, cuz unlike black people, I have work to do in the morning.

Damian
My statuses make discrimination fun for the whole family!

Vivian ?
…white folks and racism…i just don’t get it…

Richard
but you get every other race and racism? explain it to us.

Vivian
?…i meant i don’t get the jokes…lol… i don’t get discrimination from anyone… : /

Richard
You don’t get THESE jokes? or racist jokes by racists? the humor in the latter is obviously to mock and degrade groups of people you think are inherently inferior. the humor in the former is the act of illustrating absurdity by being absurd. it works by accepting a nonsensical or taboo (with racial/ethnic humor: usually both) premise and treating it legitimately for entertainment purposes. Comedy101.