I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests are doing wonders for her or she wouldn’t keep it up so well. The evidence is clear.

- the horrors of sobriety
Sober = nasty. finish that drink, bitch! Just look at her. stoic. bitchy looking. looks like she needs a good whack in the face with a salami. but wait, there’s a solution. she’s found a way to take her drab plain appearance and almost look attractive. HOW? by getting blackout, falldown stinkin drunk!

- Smile!!!! =)
mmmmm. now that’s more likez its.
I don’t know who is hotter, because I don’t know her personally.


Some people find it easier to relax while having a drink, but fortunately I’m not among them
I mean I have fun being sober, and I have so much better fun being sober, that… Of course I don’t despise drinking, sometimes I have a glass of wine, or strawberry martini
So cheers guys … and pretty girls!