I can’t believe my subconscious is so filthy… I totally believe its this clever (and bravo to that. wait till you see THIS awesome assembly it constructed and played out for me), but this gutterish? Oy…
Last night I had a dream where a pot bellied woman hater in his mid to late 30s was mouthing off to a Jessie Spano type who was giving him a typical scolding on proper treatment of women. My fictional character’s comeback was so awesome, yet so flipping awful and dirty, that I’m torn about sharing it. On the one hand – gross. but on the other: dude… I made this sh#t up *in my sleep*. I gotta share…
The response he gave to being called a “pig”…was… and I quote… while reminding you that this is real material from a dream…
“I ain’t no pig you stupid bitch.
If everything that was pink and fat was a pig, then your p#ssy would taste like ham instead of shit”.
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chyea….
