Dogs don’t know english

When I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, id say “Goah ley Dan” and he’d go lay down and id mess with him and be like “what are you doing? hm? i didnt tell you to do that sh#t”. and then id say, like, “Gah la Dahh” and he’d do it… and then id reduce it down to just “Ga da daa” and he’d do it. cuz dogs are stupid. and they don’t know english.

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