Category Archives: Adventures

Tonights Timeline Outline

Posted on September 3, 2010 by richard

Tor Peterson and I used to be best friends, but I waged war on him after my girlfriend at the time cheated on me with him. 8 Billion years later, we have made up and are back to shenanigans. -I … Continue reading →

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Talkers that like to talk

Posted on September 1, 2010 by richard

I always get suckered into conversations where the person pretends like they’re gonna talk to you about one thing they want to tell you but really go on 18 tangents explaining every meaningless detail that remotely relates to it… i’m … Continue reading →

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Real men swim home

Posted on August 29, 2010 by richard

Still in Missouri and was out on the good old glorious mucky liquid mud that is Lake Saint Louis all afternoon. After dropping off the dead weight (see: “females”), we went back out for some man fun. we jumped off … Continue reading →

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Fat is clogging my body

Posted on August 27, 2010 by richard

Having sharp pains in the heart. idk why. ive only been exercising 90% less and eaten nothing but fast food burgers, fries and chicken fingers for a week. whats the big deal? oh, you cant take it, Body? wtf. pussy. … Continue reading →

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This hair keeps on truckin

Posted on August 24, 2010 by richard

I know I need to get rid of this hair and go back to my shorter look, but it’s hard. I have to because it doesn’t look great in videos I think. but in pictures? stellar. trying the Conan curl … Continue reading →

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Can you spot the difference(s)?

Posted on August 22, 2010 by richard

? one of these things is not like the other ? …. which two are Missouri boys, and which one moved to southern California?….

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Texan Bobcat

Posted on August 19, 2010 by richard

Check out this crazy bobcat just prowling around my parents front yard here in Texas….

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Lets exchange gifts. I want an iPad….

Posted on August 13, 2010 by richard

Where my friends who make a decent living at? lets have a Christmas-in-August party and gimmie an iPad. i’ll gift you back something of equal value. or just give you $500 cash in Hallmark card…. I can’t bring myself to … Continue reading →

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Quit putting your worries on blast

Posted on August 12, 2010 by richard

Pro tip for all of you internetties: quit using social networking sites to cry yourself a river over every little negative thing in your life. what makes you think its a good idea to broadcast your problems to a wide … Continue reading →

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Texas for a day

Posted on August 11, 2010 by richard

Just landed into Dallas and ate a steak bigger than my head. mmm. my hair might be gaytacular but my appetite is still in Lumberjack mode. time for some man sleepz though.

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