Richardland Blog

ECredneck88: ::sips beer::

ECredneck88: ::eats pringle”"

richar900: ::bangs your sister::

ECredneck88: Ya know… it’s awfully hard to find any good kiddy porn these days

ECredneck88: Sorry wrong IM… that was supposed to be to my dad

ECredneck88: ….. it was a joke……..

ECredneck88: ::shrugs::

richar900: i asked someone for kiddy porn one time and was really embarrassed when —- haha - you thought the gap in response was cuz i was weirded out. lolz

ECredneck88: And my sister’s pregnant. Weirdo.

richar900: mmm. fetus porn

richar900: …… it was a joke……..

ECredneck88: fetus’s are hott

ECredneck88: And they’re always naked

richar900: and wet

ECredneck88: and slippery

richar900: and no matter how small your wang is, it doesnt matter

richar900: …… it was not a joke……..

Richard Bushnell

Today at 9:46pm

why did you have a baby with someone who beats you?
how did he off himself?

Kelly [redacted]

Today at 9:47pm

He didn’t beat me until our son was 5 months; he hung himself from a tree.

Richard Bushnell

Today at 9:51pm

so he was pleasant and normal until that one day where he started pounding on you?why would being dishonorably discharged from the Navy make killing yourself a good alternative?

just curious. this fascinates me.

Kelly [redacted]

Today at 9:54pm

We were excellent and he had an odd shift of character which I think was meth.
The NAVY has a huge rule against wife beating and they don’t tolerate it EVER.

Richard Bushnell

Today at 10:05pm

he never did any drugs before all of a sudden getting hooked on meth?i know the Navy has rules against domestic abuse. i’m asking why a discharge would be suicide worthy. gotta be more to that situation, no?

Kelly [redacted]

Today at 10:09pm

Kelly [redacted]

October 8 at 9:41pm

he had a trial scheduled for 10/25/2007 after beating me and the NAVY warned him that were he to be convivted he would be dishonorably discharged.

He was 12 years old than myself and had had an addiction a decadde prior to me meeting him; I think he relapsed. Danny’s goal with the NAVY was to serve 20 years and then retire, so he felt that the discharge was too much…

the following takes place on the Facebook comments of a posted political article by Ryan:

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 2:16pm
i don’t feel like reading this! it’s way too long!!!!!

Ryan Mauro wrote at 2:18pm
Hence why I did not tag you, you unconcerned citizen.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 2:21pm
guilty as charged!

Richard Bushnell wrote at 3:22pm
Gina wins the “most useless and obnoxious comment of the week” award. good pointers though

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 5:58pm
Richard wins the “least likely to tell when two people are joking around” award, and he should zip up that hoodie because we don’t wanna see the pubic hair that is growing out of his chest.

Anna Kurtz (Jersey Shore, NJ) wrote at 6:29pm
hahaha. leave it to you to write a note that starts so much unrelated controversy, ryan.

Ryan Mauro wrote at 7:55pm
WOW. I’m definitely posting more of the articles I write.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 8:40pm
Oh, i forgot how a joking attitude makes a comment either useful or less obnoxious. maybe Gina can explain that to me when she gets done fantasizing about my body (sorry kid, not interested).

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:30pm
oh don’t worry about it, you probably forgot because you yourself were too busy being obnoxious and useless by actually retorting my insults. And sir, i said nothing that even implied i was remotely attracted to you, after all i just assume all Californians are gay.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:34pm
so is Gina admitting she was being obnoxious and useless by retorting to my insult and thus apologizing for that? or whats the deal there? mentioning my body and public hair [sic] would in fact be an “implication” that you are at least “remotely” attracted to me, ya. i understand your frustration though. its not that you cant hit this cuz i like dudes, its cuz you look too much like one.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:37pm
and the only thing i fantasize about doing to your body is photoshopping your face to be a bit more symmetrical.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:38pm
given your obsession with it, i dont think anyone believes you. but keep telling yourself that as i haunt your dreammmmms bay-beh

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:41pm
oh man you got me, yo know what it’s true. i secretly get all moist in my panties for old guys that argue with little girls on people’s notes.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:43pm
and yes, i am willing to admit that i am an immature bitch with nothing better to do in the middle of the night. at least i own up to it though. see it’s sad in your case cuz you try to deny it.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:43pm
i already said that. you didnt have to admit it, but i guess you couldn’t resist putting it in graphic romance-novel-like detail.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:45pm
deny that im an immature bitch? when did you ask? having conversations with me in your imagination again? mmm. what am i wearing?

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:54pm
well i just wanted to make sure everyone knows how attracted to you i am because i am only attracted to guys who enjoy talking dirty 16 year olds over the internet.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:58pm
I assure you that if I knew you were a dirty 16 year old (you should take a bath. unless you meant a “to” to go in that sentence) I would have been much more lude and inappropriate with my comments.

Politely shooting down your graphic sexual comments towards my hot body however, isn’t considered “talking dirty”.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:04pm
hahaha i am a dirty 16 year old!!! dirty 16 year olds are the only kind of girls that could ever find mediocre figure of yours appealing.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:15pm
…and i do apologize for the typos, it’s just you get me so aroused i can’t seem to control the fast twitch muscle fibers in my fingers because all they wanna do is reach in to my pants and satisfy that little itch that all of these raging hormones of puberty create. i do appreciate the new picture by the way, it’s one more picture i can add to my collection of masturbatory material. it’s hard to find pictures of grown men who have the body of aborted fetuses. thank you, you have no idea what this means to me!

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:15pm
Nah, dirty old bitches love me too. I prefer the 16 yr olds though, dont get me wrong.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:18pm
daaaaaaaaang Gina (thats a line from a show that was before your time. google it though. its a funny reference). your aborted fetuses had public [sic] hair on their chest? that’s…not normal. you’re not supposed to be doing drugs while preggers - or at all, since im sure you didnt realize.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:30pm
i don’t know what tv show you are referencing but if they mention fetuses that’s cool. i also don’t know why you keep referring to pubic hair as public hair either…….. well i would love to stay up and argue with you all night, but all of your passionate words have stirred up the forbidden urges i apparently have for you. if you will excuse me i am going to attempt to relieve myself. although i can already tell you that i am gonna have to fake an orgasm because you lack the ability to ever satisfy any woman, even in their most elaborate sex dreams.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:35pm
public hair is exposed pubic hair (or sometimes pit hair - generally any hair that shouldnt be seen). i guess that phrase hasnt reached wide enough popularity yet.

why do you say apparently when you admitted them in such detail? wanna bet that i can satisfy you in real life? meet me at the public park. ill bring booze and condoms. you bring anything you want EXCEPT Dateline.

Amiracle11: hey!!
Amiracle11: what u doing?
aesomestguyever some work on my website
Amiracle11: oh okay cool. how far are you from me i forget
aesomestguyever from weho? like 40min
Amiracle11: well i have the place to myself tonight and tomorrow, have a beautiful roof top and a fridge full of beer if you are intersted
Amiracle11: since youre the awesomestguyever and all
aesomestguyever roomies out of town?
Amiracle11: yup
Amiracle11: i live in a loft. it is so nice out at night.. and theres a roof.. and i have so much beer lol be nice to go up there and have a few and hang out in sleeping bags lol
Amiracle11: its on santa monica
Amiracle11: west hollywood
Amiracle11: you have a beautiful face just to let u know but im sure u do
aesomestguyever ya thanks for noticing. its pretty rockin.
Amiracle11: no problem. so what do u think?
aesomestguyever im kinda busy
Amiracle11: alright well it will def be fun.
Amiracle11: do u like beer?
aesomestguyever im afraid not. cant help you with the surplus
Amiracle11: lol thats okay doesnt matter i just have so much of it. do you like card games?
aesomestguyever notsomuch
Amiracle11: okayyy well what about cuddling in a sleeping bag on the roof at night?
Amiracle11: youre a tough cookie
aesomestguyever your moms a tough cookie
Amiracle11: i have wii bowling? how do i amuse u!
Amiracle11: movies?
Amiracle11: massage…?
Amiracle11: lol
aesomestguyever i like my massages the way i like my movies
aesomestguyever with a happy ending
Amiracle11: funnyyyyyyy
Amiracle11: well how bout this, a massage, and a movie with an actual happy ending
Amiracle11: we can get like, cinderella
aesomestguyever sounds…wonderful
Amiracle11: are you being… sarcastic
aesomestguyever no. THAT gay and lame…
Amiracle11: lol its okay i was just joking. obviously.. im craving scary movies
Amiracle11: cuz if i like you its an excuse to cuddle you but you didnt hear that from me… lol
aesomestguyever uh. ya i did. you just said it. just now. i heard it [visually]. from you…

BigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy.

richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh son?

richar900 (8:32:59 PM): that ain nuthin but “practice for when i stop taking my birth control”

richar900 (8:33:04 PM): run. fast.

BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:31 PM): whoa

BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:32 PM): word……

BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:37 PM): ::runs::

richar900 (8:39:22 PM): cha. and you cant drop a kid off at a shelter and make someone else pay for all its shots, kibble and rubber chew toys and whatever the hell else kids need either

djpsyan (11:42:25 PM): hi.

Richar900 (11:42:38 PM): yes

djpsyan (11:42:56 PM): ? is that how you great?

Richar900 (11:43:28 PM): correct. especially strangers. identify yourself to proceed please.

djpsyan (11:44:11 PM): hahehaheaeh I thought you were a pretty cool guy when we talked before but now I just see you are a fucking jerk, go fuck yourself princes

djpsyan signed off at 11:44:19 PM.

Lawrence

http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/768750943.html

Free Bras (Albany area)

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Reply to: sale-768750943@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-24, 7:26PM EDT

If you would like some free used underwire bras please let me know. They are definitely used, but otherwise clean and in good shape. They no longer fit me, but it seems like a waste to throw them away. Maybe you are in need of bras. Maybe you are doing a craft project. Maybe you have a fetish for bras. Whatever. Sizes/colors are as follows (pictures upon request):

Dark Gray patterned satin 34D
Pink satin w/bow 34C
Purple satin Victoria’s secret 34D
White satin 34C(?) - is torn at the sides

4:56pmRichard

damn. too big for me =(

4:56pmLawrence

lol

i so want to get them

4:57pmRichard

so get em

4:57pmLawrence

once i got them i wouldnt know what to do with them

4:58pmRichard

mm. the old “dog chasing cars” problem.

save em for a special someone in the future. and when she notices they’re used just be like “calm down baby. they aint from an ex or nothin. theyre from a complete stranger that i got awhile ago. i kept em all this time… for you…”

4:58pmLawrence

LOL

5:02pmLawrence

i am going to ny giants training camp tomorrow

i am trying to think of something different to bring for them to sign

5:09pmRichard

thats a good one

you could be like “its for my mom”</