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Female weightlifting and girls with testicles

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
ILuvSprklyThngz: its so amazing outside here how is it there?
richar900: what does amazing mean in context of weather?
richar900: its sunny and warm here
ILuvSprklyThngz: yes lol
ILuvSprklyThngz: its just cool enough to wear a hoody in the morning and at nite
ILuvSprklyThngz: but i guess thats changing back to hot this weekend
richar900: where are you at exactly?
ILuvSprklyThngz: south of orlando
ILuvSprklyThngz: i just had the absolut worst meet of my entire weightlifting career this weekend
richar900: why
ILuvSprklyThngz: most everyone has to make weight before meets that just normal
ILuvSprklyThngz: and i have never ever not made weight
ILuvSprklyThngz: i always start 3 weeks ahead so theres no crashing
ILuvSprklyThngz: but this time i lost 5 kilos in the three weeks but still had 5 lbs to go
ILuvSprklyThngz: and ususally you just sweat that out
ILuvSprklyThngz: but i had nothing left
ILuvSprklyThngz: i did everything possible
ILuvSprklyThngz: i sat in the car with the heat on and trash bags and sweats for 40 min and did not even sweat
ILuvSprklyThngz: nothing
ILuvSprklyThngz: so i could not lift
ILuvSprklyThngz: and it was the qualifyer for the american open
ILuvSprklyThngz: and the state championship
ILuvSprklyThngz: so
ILuvSprklyThngz: needlass to say there was alot of shock
ILuvSprklyThngz: but i was just very dissapointed in myself
ILuvSprklyThngz: still am
ILuvSprklyThngz: a bit
richar900: how did you go wrong?
richar900: what caused you to not make weight?
ILuvSprklyThngz: ive gained some muscle
ILuvSprklyThngz: but there was just no fat to give up
ILuvSprklyThngz: and i was so dehydrated that there was no water weight to lose
ILuvSprklyThngz: so i have no choice but to move up a weight class
ILuvSprklyThngz: they have wanted me to for so long but i just dont want to
ILuvSprklyThngz: but i have no choice now
ILuvSprklyThngz: it just means i have to be able to lift even more
ILuvSprklyThngz: this was just a really big meet and it was the first time that i actually had all my non lifting friends coming for support becuase i really needed to qualify
ILuvSprklyThngz: and i had to call them and tell them all not to come becuase i was leaving
ILuvSprklyThngz: that sucked
richar900: sorry to hear it
ILuvSprklyThngz: thanks
ILuvSprklyThngz: now i have to lift with the really big girls
richar900: so now you’re stuck in the new weight class for a period? or you can get re-weighed and lowered next meet?
ILuvSprklyThngz: my body just wont go down anymore
ILuvSprklyThngz: i have to move up
ILuvSprklyThngz: the only thing i got left to lose is my chest
ILuvSprklyThngz: and that didnt even budge
ILuvSprklyThngz: lol
richar900: just relax in some areas so you lose a little muscle mass
ILuvSprklyThngz: im just really tall for a weightlifter so i have to compensate with lifting more becuase i weigh more
richar900: dont sacrifice tits for muscle. jesus. what is wrong with you.
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolol
ILuvSprklyThngz: i tried it didnt work
ILuvSprklyThngz: theres to much there anyways
ILuvSprklyThngz: but it didnt budge
ILuvSprklyThngz: they are there for good
richar900: they? wait. are you talking about your muscles or your rack?
ILuvSprklyThngz: my chest
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolol
richar900: well good. they should stay put.
ILuvSprklyThngz: now i just have to get my head back in the game and just start hitting bigger numbers
richar900: and the roids
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolol no thanks
ILuvSprklyThngz: i dont want to look like thatr
ILuvSprklyThngz: lol
richar900: why not? its good for you. puts hair on your chest.
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolololol
ILuvSprklyThngz: thats just nasty
richar900: ya, i guess youre right. you dont want your balls to shrink.
ILuvSprklyThngz: lololololololol
ILuvSprklyThngz: hey i  found out in human sexuallity today (most demented professor ever ) that some girls do have them
ILuvSprklyThngz: without the roids
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolo
richar900: shutup. youdidnot
richar900: is that the prof that wants to bang you?
ILuvSprklyThngz: oh but unfortunanly i did
ILuvSprklyThngz: she is a crazy lady
ILuvSprklyThngz: thank god im on scholarship or i would be pissed to be paying for this class
richar900: how come? finding out that chicks have balls is important life education
ILuvSprklyThngz: no the fact that her best friend is a man that meows back if he doesnt like the question you ask him
ILuvSprklyThngz: info i dont need
richar900: ….wut
ILuvSprklyThngz: and the fact that the fist day of class we were instructed to tear out the middle 826 pages of the book that cost 320 dollars
richar900: why
ILuvSprklyThngz: becuase the middle deals with human emotion and love and how it pertains to sex
ILuvSprklyThngz: and she finds that boring
richar900: ya. fuck that.
richar900: she sounds awesome
ILuvSprklyThngz: so the fron of the book that deals with abnormal behaviors
ILuvSprklyThngz: and the back that deals with all kind of fetishes
ILuvSprklyThngz: its what she wants to teach
ILuvSprklyThngz: today was all about fisting
ILuvSprklyThngz: oh joy
richar900: i have that book. “the joy of fisting”
ILuvSprklyThngz: omg
ILuvSprklyThngz: i know you are kidding right
richar900: dont act like you and the bf never tried it, or got a little kinky with an 8 pound hand weight or something
ILuvSprklyThngz: uhhh that would be a big negaitve
ILuvSprklyThngz: thats just sick
ILuvSprklyThngz: it was pertaining to men
ILuvSprklyThngz: it appeaars i am one of the only straight people in this class
ILuvSprklyThngz: which i have absolutly no problem with
ILuvSprklyThngz: however it can be a tad uncomfortable when these  are what the topics are
ILuvSprklyThngz: then i get to leave that class and go to abnormal psych
ILuvSprklyThngz: i just love tuesday  and thursday
richar900: hook me up with a lipstick lez in your class. theres gotta be at least one
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolol
ILuvSprklyThngz: next semesters classes are even better
ILuvSprklyThngz: i am going to warped by the time i grad uate
richar900: then we’ll convince whatshername (your friend that im gonna giggidygiggidy) to have a 3way and itll be awesome. ill totally send you pics. itll be great
richar900: then we’ll all go out for lunch and have a jolly good laugh over it all
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolololoololololooolll
ILuvSprklyThngz: all of my friends are gorgeous
richar900: how come i only know of one then. quit holding out on me
ILuvSprklyThngz: look at my pics
ILuvSprklyThngz: they are all in them
richar900: send me a comment and ill click over next time im logged in
ILuvSprklyThngz: i was looking today and my friends tryed to cheer me up sat nite and she tagged me in some pics and i was so freaking dehydrated that my neck looks like it wont hold my head up
ILuvSprklyThngz: lol
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated.
ILuvSprklyThngz: did it go?
richar900: yes
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected.
richar900: and that would be a double negative chief
ILuvSprklyThngz: what??
richar900: cha
ILuvSprklyThngz: what is?
richar900: they. erm… level of attractiveness?
ILuvSprklyThngz: are you kidding??
ATTENTION: Direct IM session initiated.
richar900: def not
ILuvSprklyThngz: in the middle ?
ILuvSprklyThngz: sandy??
ATTENTION: Direct IM session disconnected.
ILuvSprklyThngz: did it go?/
richar900: yes. and… you suck at rating hotchicks
ILuvSprklyThngz: lol
ILuvSprklyThngz: sry
richar900: they look like very nice people. probably real cool and great personalities. but. thats about it
ILuvSprklyThngz: thanks aloooot
ILuvSprklyThngz: so do i look like ass?
ILuvSprklyThngz: lol
ILuvSprklyThngz: well i  must go try to put on some of that weight
ILuvSprklyThngz: lolol
richar900: ug…that hurts me to hear a girl say that in any context
richar900: but ok
ILuvSprklyThngz: lololl
ILuvSprklyThngz: have a great rest of the day!!
richar900: will do
ILuvSprklyThngz: and avoiding a question does not boost a girls self esteem!!
I normally don’t give my friends the pleasure/displeasure/neutralinthepleasuredepartment publicity of identifying them visually on these IM convo’s, but since she talked about her weight lifting, I think its necessary to display the body type difference between that and body building.

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Fun with child pornography

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
ECredneck88: ::sips beer::
ECredneck88: ::eats pringle”"
richar900: ::bangs your sister::
ECredneck88: Ya know… it’s awfully hard to find any good kiddy porn these days
ECredneck88: Sorry wrong IM… that was supposed to be to my dad

[brief time lapse]
ECredneck88: ….. it was a joke……..
ECredneck88: ::shrugs::
richar900: i asked someone for kiddy porn one time and was really embarrassed when —- haha - you thought the gap in response was cuz i was weirded out. lolz
ECredneck88: And my sister’s pregnant. Weirdo.
richar900: mmm. fetus porn
richar900: …… it was a joke……..
ECredneck88: fetus’s are hott
ECredneck88: And they’re always naked
richar900: and wet
ECredneck88: and slippery
richar900: and no matter how small your wang is, it doesnt matter
richar900: …… it was not a joke……..

Text messages cost me money

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
richar900: you texted me asking something about wordpress themes?
BigDogDaddy83: yes
richar900: ya. its weird. i have a question for you too
BigDogDaddy83: what’s ur question?
richar900: my question. wassssssssss.
BigDogDaddy83: …… yes ……….
richar900: i remember… *poors a drink*… telling you. that.. *poors you one too* it costs me.. a great deal of Abraham Lincoln coins. *swirls my drink with mixer stick* 15. to be exact. but. 20 now… *swirls yours* to receive. texxxxxt. messagezzz. *taps mixer stick on your glass to get the drops off* and yet… *extends arm with drink to you*…its the funniest thing really…
*throws your glass against the wall before you can take it*

I KEEP FUCKING GETTING FRIVOLOUS TEXTS FROM YOU………………
richar900: ……………….. *keeps looking at you while calmly sipping drink*
BigDogDaddy83: That’s an awfully big mess for one text.
BigDogDaddy83: Wait…………….
richar900: and ur gonna clean it up. cuz ur the bitch in this relationship
BigDogDaddy83: You are NOT telling me it costs you $20 for a text message
richar900: Lincoln coins would be pennies…you. doofus
richar900: but ya, they raised it to 20
richar900: but not just one. youve sent me like 5 in the last 3 days, dingilus maximus
BigDogDaddy83: Gimme your addy. I will send you an entire dollar to make up for any late nite drunk texts that may occur in the future :-D
BigDogDaddy83: Truth be told there Richard, I honestly don’t remember you telling me they cost you money. In either case, I will make a note of it ;-)
richar900: well the last 3 have already been a buck but chhhyea. i totally toldz u’s sayin to keep it on emergency/time sensitive basis. like twice. remember the second time i asked if you could send IMs on your phone and you said ya? and i said do that instead. cuz aside from costing, i never text unless i absolutely have to. if i can type a reply on a keyboard youre more likely to get a timely reply
BigDogDaddy83: ooohhhh. If you told me over AIM on my cell I may not have gotten it. It takes me like 15 mins to get what you type. My bad. I will compensate you in either stolen cash or sexual favors.
BigDogDaddy83: Also, I just posted your little rant on my MySpace blog
richar900: im about to put it on my blog duce
richar900: like how i said duce instead of too? cuz its like “two”
richar900: ho man, im amazing
BigDogDaddy83: except it’s spelled “deuce”.
BigDogDaddy83: but other than basic english comprehension, yeah…. you’re amazing.
richar900: duce is Italian. a “deuce” is a bowel movement. “duce” is “two”.
richar900: seriously though. never text me again or i’ll fucking kill you. :)

New toothpaste is exciting

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
LuCkY VeRoNa: So I got new toothpaste
Richar900: kick ass! what kind????
Richar900: omg. TP party!
LuCkY VeRoNa: Listerine
LuCkY VeRoNa: with the like pretty teal color tube
Richar900: im on my way. i got some arm&hammer still in the box that ive been saving for a special occasion
LuCkY VeRoNa: its a really cool color too when it comes out
LuCkY VeRoNa: and it leaves my breathe like REALLY really minty… and I’ll take a drink of cool water and its like drinking an ice burg
LuCkY VeRoNa: it feels amazing
Richar900: this is totally turning me on
LuCkY VeRoNa: I don’t like using mouthwash because it burns
LuCkY VeRoNa: but this gives you the same clean feeling
Richar900: who needs a man when your breath can sink the titanic? yous unstoppablez gurl!
LuCkY VeRoNa: thats what my thought was when I was at the toothpaste isle in wal mart
LuCkY VeRoNa: I was like.. man… I want to sink a really large object with my amazing breathe…
LuCkY VeRoNa: why not the f’ing titanic?
LuCkY VeRoNa: and then bam! I killed bunches of people by using toothpaste
Richar900: rich socialites, poor immigrants and the young naive impulse romances that tie the two together will feel the icy sting of death from your lips in the pages of history for centuries! they don stand a chance. *high five*
LuCkY VeRoNa: Atleast someone felt something from my lips
Richar900: ooo. an emo wraparound. i like it. burn. er… ice.
LuCkY VeRoNa: haha
LuCkY VeRoNa: ice ice baby
Richar900: doon doon doon don a loon loon [chh chhh]
LuCkY VeRoNa: hahah I was going to do that
LuCkY VeRoNa: but I really wasn’t sure how to word it
Richar900: word
LuCkY VeRoNa: Well sir I must go to bed.  I Might actually have to go to work tomorrow
LuCkY VeRoNa: Have a wonderful night, enjoy southern california
LuCkY VeRoNa: I wish I could
Richar900: chyea. norcal sucks donkey wiener. especially if you’re already inclined to be depressed and lonely as you are
LuCkY VeRoNa: wow… you say that I like I didn’t really know that already
LuCkY VeRoNa: thank you capt. obvious
Richar900: i was actually only a lieutenant in the obvious brigade, but its cool
LuCkY VeRoNa: haha cute… kinda

Richar900: move back south where happiness grows on blossoming willows all year round

Life complaints take a very dark turn

Thursday, October 9th, 2008
6:13pmKelly

hey you

Today
9:21pm

Kelly is depressed; just sat in a jacuzzi ALONE; sick of this.

9:25pmKelly

HELLO

whoops; hello

9:27pmRichard

hi

depressed and sick of this hm?… sounds…..nice

9:28pmKelly

I am just sick of working 13 hours a day and spending all night ALONE.

9:29pm Kelly edited Education Info, Work Info and Activities in her profile.
9:30pmRichard

why? who do you wanna spend nights with?

9:30pmKelly

The right man; someone i can trust and laugh with…

9:31pmRichard

so what are you getting depressed about? go out and meet some people whydontcha

9:32pmKelly

I have been sober 30 months and honestly I only know how to meet people when drunk, so my sobriety keeps me quite isolated.

9:34pmKelly

I meet people, they are not people I want to keep though.

9:34pmRichard

why does sobriety keep you isolated?

9:34pmKelly

I don’t get home until after 9pm and not much is open other than bars and clubs

9:35pmRichard

and you dont like bars and clubs?

9:36pmKelly

No, I went sober and that is TOO tempting; I refuse to relapse, that is not fair to my son.

9:36pmRichard

i don’t drink and i still go out on occasion

9:36pmKelly

I can’t even sip as that would be a relapse; I am an alcoholic, not such thing as a “sip”

9:36pmRichard

i see. well doesnt AA have any social aspect to it? no place to meet other sober people?

and how old is your son anyway? if its not fair for you to relapse, how fair is it to be focusing on finding a man?

shouldnt your dating life maybe take a back seat till he’s at least a teenager?

9:38pmKelly

I am not worried about finding love, just company would be nice; my son is a year and a half.

9:40pmRichard

thats really young. what happened to the dad?

9:41pmKelly

he killed himself 10/23/2007

9:41pmRichard

why

10:02pm

Kelly is wondering if and when it’ll get better.

then for some reason she switched from Facebook’s IM to private messages. Here is the mail thread where that continues:

Today at 9:46pm
why did you have a baby with someone who beats you?
how did he off himself?

Kelly [redacted]
Today at 9:47pm
He didn’t beat me until our son was 5 months; he hung himself from a tree.
Today at 9:51pm
so he was pleasant and normal until that one day where he started pounding on you?why would being dishonorably discharged from the Navy make killing yourself a good alternative?

just curious. this fascinates me.


Kelly [redacted]
Today at 9:54pm
We were excellent and he had an odd shift of character which I think was meth.
The NAVY has a huge rule against wife beating and they don’t tolerate it EVER.
Today at 10:05pm
he never did any drugs before all of a sudden getting hooked on meth?i know the Navy has rules against domestic abuse. i’m asking why a discharge would be suicide worthy. gotta be more to that situation, no?

Kelly [redacted]
Today at 10:09pm

Kelly [redacted]
October 8 at 9:41pm
he had a trial scheduled for 10/25/2007 after beating me and the NAVY warned him that were he to be convivted he would be dishonorably discharged.
He was 12 years old than myself and had had an addiction a decadde prior to me meeting him; I think he relapsed. Danny’s goal with the NAVY was to serve 20 years and then retire, so he felt that the discharge was too much…

Gina. my new FB GF. lolz

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

the following takes place on the Facebook comments of a posted political article by Ryan:

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 2:16pm
i don’t feel like reading this! it’s way too long!!!!!

Ryan Mauro wrote at 2:18pm
Hence why I did not tag you, you unconcerned citizen.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 2:21pm
guilty as charged!

Richard Bushnell wrote at 3:22pm
Gina wins the “most useless and obnoxious comment of the week” award. good pointers though

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 5:58pm
Richard wins the “least likely to tell when two people are joking around” award, and he should zip up that hoodie because we don’t wanna see the pubic hair that is growing out of his chest.

Anna Kurtz (Jersey Shore, NJ) wrote at 6:29pm
hahaha. leave it to you to write a note that starts so much unrelated controversy, ryan.

Ryan Mauro wrote at 7:55pm
WOW. I’m definitely posting more of the articles I write.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 8:40pm
Oh, i forgot how a joking attitude makes a comment either useful or less obnoxious. maybe Gina can explain that to me when she gets done fantasizing about my body (sorry kid, not interested).

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:30pm
oh don’t worry about it, you probably forgot because you yourself were too busy being obnoxious and useless by actually retorting my insults. And sir, i said nothing that even implied i was remotely attracted to you, after all i just assume all Californians are gay.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:34pm
so is Gina admitting she was being obnoxious and useless by retorting to my insult and thus apologizing for that? or whats the deal there? mentioning my body and public hair [sic] would in fact be an “implication” that you are at least “remotely” attracted to me, ya. i understand your frustration though. its not that you cant hit this cuz i like dudes, its cuz you look too much like one.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:37pm
and the only thing i fantasize about doing to your body is photoshopping your face to be a bit more symmetrical.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:38pm
given your obsession with it, i dont think anyone believes you. but keep telling yourself that as i haunt your dreammmmms bay-beh

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:41pm
oh man you got me, yo know what it’s true. i secretly get all moist in my panties for old guys that argue with little girls on people’s notes.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:43pm
and yes, i am willing to admit that i am an immature bitch with nothing better to do in the middle of the night. at least i own up to it though. see it’s sad in your case cuz you try to deny it.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:43pm
i already said that. you didnt have to admit it, but i guess you couldn’t resist putting it in graphic romance-novel-like detail.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:45pm
deny that im an immature bitch? when did you ask? having conversations with me in your imagination again? mmm. what am i wearing?

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 9:54pm
well i just wanted to make sure everyone knows how attracted to you i am because i am only attracted to guys who enjoy talking dirty 16 year olds over the internet.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 9:58pm
I assure you that if I knew you were a dirty 16 year old (you should take a bath. unless you meant a “to” to go in that sentence) I would have been much more lude and inappropriate with my comments.

Politely shooting down your graphic sexual comments towards my hot body however, isn’t considered “talking dirty”.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:04pm
hahaha i am a dirty 16 year old!!! dirty 16 year olds are the only kind of girls that could ever find mediocre figure of yours appealing.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:15pm
…and i do apologize for the typos, it’s just you get me so aroused i can’t seem to control the fast twitch muscle fibers in my fingers because all they wanna do is reach in to my pants and satisfy that little itch that all of these raging hormones of puberty create. i do appreciate the new picture by the way, it’s one more picture i can add to my collection of masturbatory material. it’s hard to find pictures of grown men who have the body of aborted fetuses. thank you, you have no idea what this means to me!

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:15pm
Nah, dirty old bitches love me too. I prefer the 16 yr olds though, dont get me wrong.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:18pm
daaaaaaaaang Gina (thats a line from a show that was before your time. google it though. its a funny reference). your aborted fetuses had public [sic] hair on their chest? that’s…not normal. you’re not supposed to be doing drugs while preggers - or at all, since im sure you didnt realize.

Gina Lee (Wall High School) wrote at 10:30pm
i don’t know what tv show you are referencing but if they mention fetuses that’s cool. i also don’t know why you keep referring to pubic hair as public hair either…….. well i would love to stay up and argue with you all night, but all of your passionate words have stirred up the forbidden urges i apparently have for you. if you will excuse me i am going to attempt to relieve myself. although i can already tell you that i am gonna have to fake an orgasm because you lack the ability to ever satisfy any woman, even in their most elaborate sex dreams.

Richard Bushnell wrote at 10:35pm
public hair is exposed pubic hair (or sometimes pit hair - generally any hair that shouldnt be seen). i guess that phrase hasnt reached wide enough popularity yet.

why do you say apparently when you admitted them in such detail? wanna bet that i can satisfy you in real life? meet me at the public park. ill bring booze and condoms. you bring anything you want EXCEPT Dateline.

Girl: come on over for an innocent movie night whydontcha

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

Amiracle11: hey!!
Amiracle11: what u doing?
aesomestguyever some work on my website
Amiracle11: oh okay cool. how far are you from me i forget
aesomestguyever from weho? like 40min
Amiracle11: well i have the place to myself tonight and tomorrow, have a beautiful roof top and a fridge full of beer if you are intersted
Amiracle11: since youre the awesomestguyever and all
aesomestguyever roomies out of town?
Amiracle11: yup
Amiracle11: i live in a loft. it is so nice out at night.. and theres a roof.. and i have so much beer lol be nice to go up there and have a few and hang out in sleeping bags lol
Amiracle11: its on santa monica
Amiracle11: west hollywood
Amiracle11: you have a beautiful face just to let u know but im sure u do
aesomestguyever ya thanks for noticing. its pretty rockin.
Amiracle11: no problem. so what do u think?
aesomestguyever im kinda busy
Amiracle11: alright well it will def be fun.
Amiracle11: do u like beer?
aesomestguyever im afraid not. cant help you with the surplus
Amiracle11: lol thats okay doesnt matter i just have so much of it. do you like card games?
aesomestguyever notsomuch
Amiracle11: okayyy well what about cuddling in a sleeping bag on the roof at night?
Amiracle11: youre a tough cookie
aesomestguyever your moms a tough cookie
Amiracle11: i have wii bowling? how do i amuse u!
Amiracle11: movies?
Amiracle11: massage…?
Amiracle11: lol
aesomestguyever i like my massages the way i like my movies
aesomestguyever with a happy ending
Amiracle11: funnyyyyyyy
Amiracle11: well how bout this, a massage, and a movie with an actual happy ending
Amiracle11: we can get like, cinderella
aesomestguyever sounds…wonderful
Amiracle11: are you being… sarcastic
aesomestguyever no. THAT gay and lame…
Amiracle11: lol its okay i was just joking. obviously.. im craving scary movies
Amiracle11: cuz if i like you its an excuse to cuddle you but you didnt hear that from me… lol
aesomestguyever uh. ya i did. you just said it. just now. i heard it [visually]. from you…

A puppy from a girlfriend is badnewsbears

Monday, September 15th, 2008
BigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy.
richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh son?
richar900 (8:32:59 PM): that ain nuthin but “practice for when i stop taking my birth control”
richar900 (8:33:04 PM): run. fast.
BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:31 PM): whoa
BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:32 PM): word……
BigDogDaddy83 (8:33:37 PM): ::runs::
richar900 (8:39:22 PM): cha. and you cant drop a kid off at a shelter and make someone else pay for all its shots, kibble and rubber chew toys and whatever the hell else kids need either

“Hi. Who am i??? well hahehaheah jerk! Ima runawayz now!”

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
djpsyan (11:42:25 PM): hi.
Richar900 (11:42:38 PM): yes
djpsyan (11:42:56 PM): ? is that how you great?
Richar900 (11:43:28 PM): correct. especially strangers. identify yourself to proceed please.
djpsyan (11:44:11 PM): hahehaheaeh I thought you were a pretty cool guy when we talked before but now I just see you are a fucking jerk, go fuck yourself princes
djpsyan signed off at 11:44:19 PM.
If you’re this much of a rude little crybaby, don’t talk to anyone ever.
not just me. anyone.
and obviously this moron meant “greet”, not great, but i reprinted without correction

What to do with free used bras from Craigslist

Friday, July 25th, 2008
Lawrence

http://albany.craigslist.org/zip/768750943.html

Free Bras (Albany area)


Reply to: sale-768750943@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-24, 7:26PM EDT

If you would like some free used underwire bras please let me know. They are definitely used, but otherwise clean and in good shape. They no longer fit me, but it seems like a waste to throw them away. Maybe you are in need of bras. Maybe you are doing a craft project. Maybe you have a fetish for bras. Whatever. Sizes/colors are as follows (pictures upon request):

Dark Gray patterned satin 34D
Pink satin w/bow 34C
Purple satin Victoria’s secret 34D
White satin 34C(?) - is torn at the sides

4:56pmRichard

damn. too big for me =(=(

4:56pmLawrence

lol

i so want to get them

4:57pmRichard

so get em

4:57pmLawrence

once i got them i wouldnt know what to do with them

4:58pmRichard

mm. the old “dog chasing cars” problem.

save em for a special someone in the future. and when she notices they’re used just be like “calm down baby. they aint from an ex or nothin. theyre from a complete stranger that i got awhile ago. i kept em all this time… for you…”

4:58pmLawrence

LOL

5:02pmLawrence

i am going to ny giants training camp tomorrow

i am trying to think of something different to bring for them to sign

5:09pmRichard

thats a good one

you could be like “its for my mom”</