Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
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- Tom Brady’s life is still better than yours by a factor of 10 million
- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
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Tips for Chicks: Have the right standards for dudes
Posted on February 4, 2012 | No CommentsDating tip for tha ladies: If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards. Actually, the “lower standards” line is for humor. the truth is more like “re-adjust” your standards.... -
Unleashing the C-word
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsThe question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the... -
Attention Seekers
Posted on January 19, 2012 | No CommentsUnless i’m missing something here… this is kindov stupid… I dont get it. why would that person care? wouldn’t the more useful thing to say be to the person being... -
“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
Posted on January 14, 2012 | No Comments“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” is only true for bacteria. Thought of this when I had to explain to a friend that you NEVER cut short the... -
Product Wishlist
Posted on January 9, 2012 | 1 CommentThey should release an updated Oregon Trail game for Xbox or something where you can die of Bieber Fever and have to hunt roaming Kardashians for food. -
Then and Than
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe difference matters… -
Clock directing
Posted on December 16, 2011 | No CommentsWhenever someone uses clock-directions to look somewhere i always think they’re telling my fortune or something. “hottie at 3 o’clock” – “well then. i shall set my watch to 3 o’clock and... -
Paraphrased Movies: The Notebook
Posted on December 1, 2011 | No Comments“Get in the fkking water you stupid uppity whore. god damn… jk baby. i luv ya even through dementia, but seriously, just jump” - Paraphrase/Summary of The Notebook -
Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I... -
Flies are up to something…
Posted on August 14, 2011 | No CommentsFlies are always rubbing their hands together cuz they’re plotting… what, I don’t know, but it’s clear they’re up to something… scheming little bastards. flies and girls in LA are...