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Renholder5x (1:41:14 AM): click my link
richar900 (1:41:18 AM): never

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Renholder5x (1:41:53 AM): CLICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Renholder5x (1:42:29 AM): CLICK IT NOW!!!!!
Renholder5x (1:42:33 AM): lol
Renholder5x (1:42:37 AM): I kid
richar900 (1:42:54 AM): this is homo. why am i looking at lawn care machines
richar900 (1:43:09 AM): i think this is for gay people
richar900 (1:43:17 AM): do only gay people think this is cool?
richar900 (1:43:38 AM): why are you promoting gay people things?
Renholder5x (1:43:53 AM): No, only real men appreciate it.
richar900 (1:44:19 AM): if I broke up with John Deere. I’d write him a Dear John.
richar900 (1:44:33 AM): and then id be all “dude…you’re a homo”
richar900 (1:44:41 AM): and he’d be like “…yep…”
richar900 (1:44:47 AM): and we would both nod awkwardly
Renholder5x (2:04:46 AM): … right………
Renholder5x (2:06:03 AM): you west coaster…….. you need to spend some time over here to broaden your horizons, I guess.
richar900 (2:06:45 AM): by broaden your horizons, you mean a euphemism for gay sex. right?
richar900 (2:06:54 AM): cuz we actually have plenty of that here

Every few months if I remember, I look through the comments on my Youtube account to see if there’s anything relevant or interesting. Mostly useless garbage, but every once in awhile you stumble on a gem. Like this one on my Marco Polo video…

(click screencap to view)

Here it is in text, just because:

So are you guys like proffessional atheletes or something?

that was intense
every time i think of that cutie in green i get my friends to violentlty fist my ass.

U ROCK!!!!!1

Back in the early to mid 90s, Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network used to have commercials for such cool things I’d wanna buy.

Now it seems like they only advertise for dumb toys and games. You know. Kid stuff.

What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.

dickkead: dude, i have an important question that you might be able to answer for me

Richar900: k

dickkead: do you have any idea where i can get a free $50 Macy’s gift card?

Sigh……………………………….

If I was just a random snarky blogger, I would leave the post at that and let everyone who gets it trade laughs and smug high fives.

But I have a legacy to think about and I have to make sure my material is timeless - and that is why I’m going to go ahead and explain that at the time of this posting, the social networking spammers paradise website known as Myspace.com is suffering an epidemic of hijacked profiles that send out autospam offering free Macys giftcards.

The spam shows the picture above, links to a spam site, talks in kidspeak so you think its a real message and not an auto-advertisement, and then steals your soul.

Every generation had a crisis to live through that they will reminisce with their peers forever. The Great Depression, World War 2, the Carter administration.

And now our generation has the Great Myspace Spam Attack of 07… or 04 to 07. depending how you want to gage it…

And in those cases it is your duty not to make them. It’s tacky.

Renholder5x: Shit man, I haven’t stopped listening to “One More Time” while I’m on the computer for days straight now… my families becoming worried.

Richar900: when it ends, do you say to yourself that you’ll only listen to it…. no. that’s too easy. i can’t.