Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
- Potato Chip Theater: Father and Son
- RichWatch.net
- Careful who you ride with
- Branding is where it’s at
- Howard Sterns wife in the snow
- Tom Brady’s life is still better than yours by a factor of 10 million
- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
Archive for February, 2008
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Dude. Too much Mango….
Posted on February 29, 2008 | No CommentsMangos are everywhere now. And I can’t fkkn take it. I washed my hands and noticed the orange soap with the little exfoliatie beads in it is mango. My mom... -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my... -
Want some mango? It’s delish
Posted on February 26, 2008 | No CommentsI like mangoes. They’re not all that tasty, but I jus like em. So back off.I only get to eat them when I’m here at my parents house in Texas... -
I hate the Oscars
Posted on February 24, 2008 | No CommentsStupid Oscars. “Oh, we’re givin out little trophies if we think u done good with ur moovieees. Everyone better come make a big ass deal about it!” It’s 12 hours... -
Truth behind the lollipop Band-Aid controversy
Posted on February 23, 2008 | No CommentsMy adoring fans are asking what happened to my face and why I have a Band-Aid on in my breakfast smoothie lollipop jam-out video that was a surprise hit. Obviously... -
I just paid people $150 to brush my teeth
Posted on February 22, 2008 | No CommentsI made a dentist appointment for today, because as I mentioned in December, I thought I had a tiny little cavity in one of my molars. I thought that because... -
I wish that Dinosaurs were still alive
Posted on February 21, 2008 | No CommentsPhone call transcript: Girl: I wish that Dinosaurs were still alive Me: Huh? Girl: Dinosaurs Me: umm… why? Girl: Cuuuuzz. That’d be awesome. Have dinosaurs all walkin around n shit -
My new sunglasses make me better than you
Posted on February 21, 2008 | No CommentsBecause they’re pimp, yo. And plus I was just kidding about being better than you because of them. Its not cuzza that. psh. I’m better than you for a million... -
I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me’z
Posted on February 20, 2008 | No CommentsWhatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Clearly so. Cuz over the last 3 months, five female friends I don’t talk to often or haven’t seen in person in awhile... -
Where did sexy go? and why are people bringing it back?
Posted on February 19, 2008 | No CommentsI don’t so much remember Sexy ever leaving or being absent, so how can anyone bring it back? I hate that I have to do this, but I’ll feel like...