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Free Bras (Albany area)

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Reply to: sale-768750943@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-07-24, 7:26PM EDT

If you would like some free used underwire bras please let me know. They are definitely used, but otherwise clean and in good shape. They no longer fit me, but it seems like a waste to throw them away. Maybe you are in need of bras. Maybe you are doing a craft project. Maybe you have a fetish for bras. Whatever. Sizes/colors are as follows (pictures upon request):

Dark Gray patterned satin 34D
Pink satin w/bow 34C
Purple satin Victoria’s secret 34D
White satin 34C(?) - is torn at the sides

4:56pmRichard

damn. too big for me =(

4:56pmLawrence

lol

i so want to get them

4:57pmRichard

so get em

4:57pmLawrence

once i got them i wouldnt know what to do with them

4:58pmRichard

mm. the old “dog chasing cars” problem.

save em for a special someone in the future. and when she notices they’re used just be like “calm down baby. they aint from an ex or nothin. theyre from a complete stranger that i got awhile ago. i kept em all this time… for you…”

4:58pmLawrence

LOL

5:02pmLawrence

i am going to ny giants training camp tomorrow

i am trying to think of something different to bring for them to sign

5:09pmRichard

thats a good one

you could be like “its for my mom”

or say “no one else knows i wear these, but i just had to ask you to sign!”

Myspace has, for a couple months now had this awesome unique feature (it’s different from Facebook’s because this one is in a yellow box) where you can write a message to someone that will appear along with your friend request when you friend them. I’ve never had the chance to use this great new feature though cuz I never request people on myspace.

BUT… today. I was on one of my friends profile cruzin for lay-dehs, cuz I’m creepy like that, and I saw this one chick and was like “hm, she looks like maybe she’s cute” - so when I realized that she’s the same chick I disturbingly singled out in another photo on this same friends profile months ago - I figured a rare requesting was in order.

Then the yellow box dilemma. Gotta make a good first impression so I come off as sexually desirable, but not aggressive. Appealing, but casual. Show interest, but still be mysterious enough so she has something to pursue. I thought an intimate fact about myself would do the trick, so I started hammering one out. If you go beyond the height of the box, it cuts off the top so you can’t see it, so I took that as a warning to keep it simple.

Needless to say, the coolness displayed is overwhelming. Hopefully not TOO overwhelming for her, since she’s Russian like the friend I know of her from — so really, maybe she only knows limited english and I’ll seem that much more charming. Probably. We’ll see.

Now. we just play tha waiting gammmmme….. yessir….. *nods*……..

I… watched an episode of The Office on Hulu.com and although I had seen the first 4 episodes in 2006, I decided now that I like it and must watch them all. So I am. back to back. most of every day.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand….
In the teaser clip of episode 33, season 3, Dwight rattles off a string of popular brain teasers in an attempt to stump Ryan and he never even finishes his last one.

Dwight: Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling fifteen cents; one of them is not a nickel. What are they?
Ryan: A dime and a nickel.
Dwight: No, I said one of them is not a nickel
Ryan: But the other one is, I’ve heard that before.
Dwight: Ok, a man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there’s no way I can operate on this boy
Ryan: Because he’s my son. The doctor is the boy’s mother.
Dwight: A man is found hanging from the ceiling
Ryan: He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.
Dwight: A hunter-
Ryan: It’s a polar bear, because you’re at the North Pole.
Dwight: DAMNIT!!

If you saw this and wondered what the hell the actual riddle is, then you’re me. Or at least you’re like me. In that regard. Not in others. Well, maybe others, but not exhibited by this. Anyway, the full riddle iiiiiis:

A hunter leaves his base camp one morning and travels one mile due south. He then turns and travels one mile due east. At this point, he shoots a bear. Taking the direct route, he travels one mile due north and is back at the base camp. What color is the bear?

The answer, of course, is white, because (as Ryan said) it’s a polar bear and the hunter is at the North Pole. But why?  Mmmmbeeeaaacuuuuse…….. [pause, while I look it up]……….

The only place on earth in which one can go south, east and then north and return to his starting position is the North Pole, because the longitudes meet there. Of course….

PS: this post includes text plagerized from sources that are not my brain. suck it.