Monthly Archives: November 2008

My brother and his child bride are awesome

My half brother (pops kid, previous marriage, up to speed now? k,cool. lets keep this rollin), whom I spent Thanksgiving with earned a 10% “you’re cool now” credit with this little anecdote he shared at Thanksgiving dinner… I was seated … Continue reading

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Dolla store killaz

My brothers Sprint broadband card (I quit mine) gets a .6th of a bar of reception at his house and only in certain spots, so to use the internet he usually drives up to Starbucks a few miles back into … Continue reading

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Internet slang and boobs

BigDogDaddy83: you’ve been using a lot of internet lingo lately… everything ok? Richar900: nah. lol, wtf & idk’s are okay. not abnormal BigDogDaddy83: oh really? And how do ya feel about brb? Richar900: also allowed BigDogDaddy83: hmmm, so then what … Continue reading

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DK2 victory proves God loves me again

I just beat Donkey Kong Land 2 on my colorless, non-lit-screen Gameboy circa 1996. I had reached the last boss earlier today in my backyard while sunning myself (FYI: it’s been sweatyballs weather here in Southern California lately this November) … Continue reading

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Female weightlifting and girls with testicles

ILuvSprklyThngz: its so amazing outside here how is it there? richar900: what does amazing mean in context of weather? richar900: its sunny and warm here ILuvSprklyThngz: yes lol ILuvSprklyThngz: its just cool enough to wear a hoody in the morning … Continue reading

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Resist the Change. Return to Retro

In anti-Obama change-resistant mode, my body began craving oldschool video games after the election on the 5th. Mostly Nintendo games that I missed out on growing up or SNES games that were unavailable to me because I picked the wrong … Continue reading

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Dear Mikey lovers: don’t say I didn’t try…

Sorry ju guys. As much as I hate deeply to disappoint the hundreds of thousands of fans who were feverishly following the FMFS (Feminine Mikey Facebook Saga), I gotta call it to a close for my own sake. Don’t try … Continue reading

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Thoughts on our new President

O-BA-MAH O-BA-Ya, you can pretty much see where that’s going I guess. The real thing to be happy about on this historic occasion that no one is honest enough to point out is that the biggest achievement about Obama’s election … Continue reading

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Yay! I need to get a Root canal!

Wtf God? Nerves in TEETH? What would possibly make that a good idea? What kind of designing is that? You totally screwed that one. Oh, and atheists? don’t go high fivin anyone over that, cuz your precious “e-volution” didn’t do … Continue reading

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