Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
- Fighting the Urge to Blow My MugMy Nightmare Before Christmas Mug that is. […]
- New Years Eve 2011 Home-Fireworks[…]
- Christmas Eve Woods Walk…of DEATHCousin Raegan and the R-man walkin through some woods, stompin on some leaves and discussing philosophy and murder possibilities, as is the Christmas tradition. […]
- Potato Chip Theater: Father and Son
- RichWatch.net
- Branding is where it’s at
- Howard Sterns wife in the snow
- Tom Brady’s life is still better than yours by a factor of 10 million
- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
- Netflix Regains 600,000 U.S. Subscribers
Archive for August, 2009
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Wheeler abuses his text messaging privelages
Posted on August 31, 2009 | No CommentsWheeler lives in St Louis… I live in southern California. Yet he constantly invites me to things that I couldn’t possibly attend even if I wanted to, which coincidentally, I... -
Dammit Bussey
Posted on August 27, 2009 | No CommentsLaying in the dentist chair again listening to pre-recorded audio through my stupid button-less brick phone and music device, I had to switch tracks. So I go through the miming... -
Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is
Posted on August 26, 2009 | No CommentsI am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them,... -
I hate you. unless you have food.
Posted on August 25, 2009 | No CommentsI’d like to think that my love for my sister is unconditional and everlasting, but it’s really entirely contingent on her bringing me food. She works at Chili’s and has... -
I’m a zombie
Posted on August 23, 2009 | 1 CommentI’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions.... -
Nevermind about Buddy dying
Posted on August 20, 2009 | No CommentsLast week I reported that my yellow lab Buddy is reaching the top clickity-clacks of lifes log flume ride and would be taking the plunge into the sweet release of... -
Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsDrugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so... -
I don’t get it
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsWhat the shit is this supposed to mean? -
TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Posted on August 18, 2009 | No CommentsOr should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this... -
She REALLY wanted to know what I was doing
Posted on August 17, 2009 | No Comments3:50 PM Kaylie: babe? 3:51 PM Mr Awesome: yes? 3:52 PM Kaylie: wat you doin? 3:52 PM Mr Awesome: top secret. why 3:52 PM Kaylie: please tell me.? 3:53 PM...