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Monthly Archives: August 2009
Dammit Bussey
Laying in the dentist chair again listening to pre-recorded audio through my stupid button-less brick phone and music device, I had to switch tracks. So I go through the miming actions of trying to feel out the right buttons and … Continue reading
Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is
I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, which I need to do all the time. Whenever I’m … Continue reading
I hate you. unless you have food.
I’d like to think that my love for my sister is unconditional and everlasting, but it’s really entirely contingent on her bringing me food. She works at Chili’s and has been under friendly helpful “if you don’t want there to … Continue reading
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I’m a zombie
I’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions. I only posted this to post the IM convo, but … Continue reading
Nevermind about Buddy dying
Last week I reported that my yellow lab Buddy is reaching the top clickity-clacks of lifes log flume ride and would be taking the plunge into the sweet release of death any second now. Nevermind. Dudes fine. He was just … Continue reading
Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks
Drugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so I stopped at a gas station to get some IB … Continue reading
I don’t get it
What the shit is this supposed to mean?
TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Or should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this sneaky geeker iJurr invited me to his Twitter on Myspace … Continue reading
She REALLY wanted to know what I was doing
3:50 PM Kaylie: babe? 3:51 PM Mr Awesome: yes? 3:52 PM Kaylie: wat you doin? 3:52 PM Mr Awesome: top secret. why 3:52 PM Kaylie: please tell me.? 3:53 PM Mr Awesome: nope 3:53 PM Kaylie: I WILL LOVE YOU … Continue reading