Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
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- Middle Finger Superbowl
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- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
- This exists: Musical Mulan Song Parody for Livestream Rules
Archive for August, 2009
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My sister is old as f#ck
Posted on August 16, 2009 | 1 CommentMy half sister Nichole is 40 years old this weekend. Gross. I gave her a cute little card that warns that the content inside contains the “F” word even though... -
My dad on Michael Jacksons autopsy coverage
Posted on August 14, 2009 | No Comments“It’s a month after he’s dead and this baby rapin son of a bitch drug addict is still on the news” -Dad -
Gravy eggs
Posted on August 13, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results... -
I’m sorry I failed by barrel rolling that 747
Posted on August 12, 2009 | No CommentsLast night I was flying a large commercial plane filled with passengers and crew for the first time while my dad, who is a Flight Dispatcher and not a pilot,... -
Snot Rockets: learn to accept them
Posted on August 11, 2009 | No CommentsI fully endorse and employ the use of the snot rocket, which is the action of plugging up one nostril and blowing air strongly through your nasal cavity, causing a... -
Apple computers is jus tha greetest
Posted on August 10, 2009 | No CommentsOh Apple, everything I ever said about you being an arrogant son of corporate tool customer raping whore from hell was all a lie. a dirty lie I tell yeh.... -
The infected Earfever PainPanic from Hell…
Posted on August 9, 2009 | No CommentsGlaaa-dlaksfj dlkgajs-flaaaa-d;lfkja;sl-geeeaahhh laskfasld agh-ldskfj-ddy GOO! Awful awful putrid day of dying, pain, senseless suffering and excruciating freak-outs, thy name is August 6th 09. worst day experienced in life so far –... -
Check out this string of snot coming out of me
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Ear infection direction perplection
Posted on August 6, 2009 | 1 CommentGood golly does my friggin ear hurt. It feels like there’s a pain bubble with a heartbeat stuck right near the hole, close enough that I can poke it with... -
My sick-record is acceptable…but still…
Posted on August 5, 2009 | No CommentsSince 2000 i get a mild cold once a year and a heavier sickness every 2 years on average. In both February and December 08 I contracted fevers on visits...