Monthly Archives: November 2009

Boxer beware: the ilk of silk

Posted on November 30, 2009 by richard

Silk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at 2am to make urine and fail to shake that one … Continue reading →

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Calendar OCD battle

Posted on November 30, 2009 by richard

ALMOST made it the entire month with only one left-to-right corner to corner slash through the days on my desk calendar, but alas, with only one day to go, the OCD wins as i couldnt stand it anymore and had … Continue reading →

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DFW hates the handicapped

Posted on November 29, 2009 by richard

Coming into Dallas Fortworth airport I had to lift my bag a grueling 3 inches onto the curb to enter the elevator port in the parking structure. Why? Because the Dallas Fortworth Airport hates the handicapped. Look at this idiocy… … Continue reading →

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Early Airport funtimes

Posted on November 28, 2009 by richard

Watched CSI Miami for 4 hours straight instead of going to sleep last night and am now at my gate at the Orlando airport mixing up a bottle of Airborne despite being well aware that its voodoo bullshit will do … Continue reading →

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Left alonezes in Or-lo

Posted on November 27, 2009 by richard

Definitely will NOT be paying thousands of dollars to get out of this jam packed festerhole that is Orlando airport. will wait for a non-full flight to get the regular rate seat on. considering going up to Chicago and going … Continue reading →

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5 year old grammar Nazi

Posted on November 26, 2009 by richard

My 5 year old nephew Riley was looking over my shoulder when I was on my Family-Facebook (the one where I talk about how much I love Jesus and my loved ones in status updates) and he saw my half … Continue reading →

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Responsible gun usage lessons from my family

Posted on November 25, 2009 by richard

I won’t name names since she or…she, would probably fail to see the self deprecating humor in this, but lets just say that a certain someone back at my parents house in Texas who was unable to come to Florida … Continue reading →

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Rainy Flo

Posted on November 24, 2009 by richard

Been raining all morning here at my brothers house in Florida, which kinda matters when you consider that Florida is evenly split between white trash and sunny vistas. dim the sun and America’s penis looks a lot less attractive… Been … Continue reading →

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When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers

Posted on November 24, 2009 by richard

When you don’t have salad eating friends, the lettuce suffers. I warned you with this status update on Myspace and Facebook: someone please come over and have salad with me… i leave for Florida at 6AM tomorrow and i have … Continue reading →

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Orlando airport has free Wifi

Posted on November 23, 2009 by richard

At Orlando airport… Why doesnt every airport everywhere have free wifi? wtf. get it sponsored and get friggin movin. this is how itz DONE yo. watchin yutubez @ baggage claim like a gangstaaaa. checkin up awn mah facebook guyz bahine … Continue reading →

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