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Tag Archives: Apple Computers
Texas Cave computing devices
Cant function with this stone age technology at my parents house. I bought them a nice 23 inch LCD monitor to replace their dinky 17incher (that i bought them 4 years ago) but this 2GB memory, 2.4GHz processor PC (which … Continue reading
Buying a new Macbook
221 sales tax, California? eff you. I’ll ship my new Macbook Pro to Texas and pick it up next month when I pass through there anyway. UPDATE: Tex fails too. i updated the address and it went down from $221 … Continue reading
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
I know the device is completely useless to me, but so are lots of expensive fun attractive things. like boobs. I posed this question on Myspace and Facebook and have been reassured to not get a first generation iPad. Instead, … Continue reading
The new control center
this new computer (Mac Pro) is making me mad with power.. if i can run 12 apps including imovie, skype firefox (3 windows. 34 tabs total), yahoo messenger, bittorrent, itunes, safari (1 window 8 tabs) and TWO (2!) seperate copies … Continue reading
Mac decisions
ug. my awesome new 24inch Apple monitor needs a $150 adapter to hook up to my Macbook Pro… do i get it? or just go the extra $1,200 for a new Macbook Pro with the right port i need? DAMN … Continue reading
Apple computers is jus tha greetest
Oh Apple, everything I ever said about you being an arrogant son of corporate tool customer raping whore from hell was all a lie. a dirty lie I tell yeh. Catchya see I love ya? I LOVE ya, yeh hear!? … Continue reading
Apple Store: We signed your early arrival in late, so go home
As mentioned yesterday, I scheduled an appointment at the Apple Store to take my laptop in this morning. The appointment was for 10:45AM. I waltzed into the back of the store at precisely 10:43AM (Pacific Apple-iPhone Standard Time) and waited … Continue reading
Ringtones, homosexuality via Mac’s and iphones
andrewneedshelp: know any good free ringtone sites? Richar900: none. sorry andrewneedshelp: gay Richar900: i make them on my mac andrewneedshelp: dood andrewneedshelp: turn the gay dial a smidge andrewneedshelp: “i make them on my mac” andrewneedshelp: do you have a … Continue reading
In 37 1/2 days, I’ll know if the data on my laptop can be saved
Last week my 17 inch Macbook Pro crashed while I was using it so I force-powered if off and finished the nights work on my desktop PC. The next day I powered up the Macbook and after a prolonged Apple … Continue reading
Mikey the racist homophobic Mac hater.
The Following is the transcript from a conversation with my poor misguided friend Mike Glaser. All I wanted to do was share my new ad slogans for Apple computers so I could be on their user featured commercials they have … Continue reading