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Tag Archives: Buddy
Buddy died today
Buddy died today. I pet him as he drifted off and watched the life dim from his eyes. His heart stopped beating at 1pm. I just got in from burying him in my parents back yard. large dog deaths are … Continue reading
Dogfood blogging
In highschool I had a line i’d say when the subject of Buddy’s pampered lifestyle was raised, that my mom would “make bacon eggs and toast for the dog and tell me to make cereal”. Now, life imitates art as … Continue reading
Nvm a/b the nvm regarding the nvm a/b Buddy dying
Dude was galloping yesterday. He’s fine. Just old. Not dying like I thought and then didn’t think and then was unsure about and now am sure about. Vet says he’s only got a month or two left of taking up … Continue reading
Nevermind about saying “nevermind” to Buddy dying
2 months ago he was fine and just as active and jumpy as ever. Then after coming back here to Texas from California he was sick, went to the vet, got meds and got better but never 100%. Now he’s … Continue reading
Nevermind about Buddy dying
Last week I reported that my yellow lab Buddy is reaching the top clickity-clacks of lifes log flume ride and would be taking the plunge into the sweet release of death any second now. Nevermind. Dudes fine. He was just … Continue reading
Buddy is 86 years old today
All he does is sleep within the last few months. I thought he was lazy before, but at least he’d had his head upright while lounging around the joint and had a little more pep in his step even in … Continue reading
Dogs don’t know english – Part 2
Likewise, mentioning what stuff is exactly in English isn’t necessary… Buddy has different shaped toys that i throw for him in the yard, into the pool and into the street when there’s an oncoming car sometimes just to f#ck with … Continue reading
Dogs don’t know english
When I realized that Buddy follows the command “go lay down” even though he doesn’t know what those words mean (except “down”), I started experimenting. So like, id say “Goah ley Dan” and he’d go lay down and id mess … Continue reading