Richardland TV- Potato Chip Theater: Father and SonEating “healthy” potato chips before bed. at midnight. making them talk to each other. normal evening in Richardland. […]
- I’m Not a T-Rex…Stay on the Buswent outside and a squirrel was running and froze in its tracks so I wouldn’t see it as I walked toward it. recognizing the misapplication of Jurassic Park rules, I said out loud “i’m not a T-rex, stupid”… a neighbor … Continue reading → […]
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- Middle Finger Superbowl
- Teen girl fights for her right to slut it up in yearbook photo
- Census Milkshakes
- Venice style villas
- I know what you’re thinking. and it’s bad.
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christmas Archive
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eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away)... -
Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsI vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but... -
All Presents Wrapped and NONE by Me. WIN!
Posted on December 24, 2011 | No CommentsThis is the first year since I was 8 or 9 that I havent had to wrap a single Christmas present. A series of factors contributed to this monumental victory... -
“Our hearts were painted black”
Posted on December 22, 2011 | No Comments“Doomed, [You]! You’re doomed for all time! Your future is a horror story, written by your crime. Your chains are forged. By what you say and do. So, have your... -
Chop Chop Chop
Posted on December 18, 2011 | No CommentsChopping up trees and neatly stacking the remains of their dead bodies in a pile so impressively neat and tidy that professional lumberjacks with OCD would be jealous and then... -
“Merry Christmas” is, by definition, an all inclusive phrase*
Posted on December 26, 2009 | No Comments*in America (or any other nation where it’s a national holiday). Got this response on a Facebook comment after I told this guy “Merry Christmas”. He’s a militant atheist, and... -
He knows…
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsMy 8 year old cousin Reagan doesn’t believe that i saw Santa last night. i figured her skepticism was due to disbelief about his existence, but just heard her explain to her uncle... -
Santa is the Bizarro Jesus
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsBoth are kindly bearded men. One 60ish with white hair, one 30ish with dark hair (unless you buy an image of him in America, in which case Jesus was the... -
Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No Commentsmy 8 year old cousin doesn’t believe that i saw Santa last night. i figured her skepticism was due to disbelief about his existence, but just heard her explain to... -
I actually got socks and underwear for Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2008 | No CommentsIsn’t that like…not a real thing? I still want toys and I’m getting Grandpa stuff? Well actually, I did get toys too though. I asked for a Nintendo/Super Nintendo hybrid...