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Tag Archives: Death
Disney doesn’t hate moms
“Have you ever noticed how n a majority of Disney movies the mom is either dead or not in the picture?? whats up with that??” No, but ive heard people say that and am not sure why you guys think … Continue reading
Dead things in my pool
pool man comes tomorrow. but there is a dead lizard AND a gopher sitting at the bottom of the deep end. so do i fish them out or let em sit? i buried a drowned gopher last week. too much … Continue reading
Michael Jackson’s blackness
The unseen comment that Dan is responding to is me saying “i think he’s pretty black by now… among other colors.” See the pic at Dan’s post here.
Buddy died today
Buddy died today. I pet him as he drifted off and watched the life dim from his eyes. His heart stopped beating at 1pm. I just got in from burying him in my parents back yard. large dog deaths are … Continue reading
Britney Murphey’s unfortunate death = wtf comments
You would think that looking on the bright side of the sudden death of a young celebrity would be a hard thing to hate on, but Abbea nailed it on Facebook: Update: she responded and I gave the following reply. … Continue reading
I’m a zombie
I’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions. I only posted this to post the IM convo, but … Continue reading
My dad on Michael Jacksons autopsy coverage
“It’s a month after he’s dead and this baby rapin son of a bitch drug addict is still on the news” -Dad
Societal effect of celebrity deaths
“Change” is fun and exciting when it’s a meaningless slogan in a presidential race, but when it actually happens in life, it kindov messes with your head even if its only happening in front of you on television screens and … Continue reading
I love destroying ant hills
So many work so hard on something so important to them, their family and their very existence and i come along and wipe it away, ruining it all for no reason, with no motive and for no personal gain and … Continue reading
B Arthur, deceased
“Dorothy” from Golden Girls died at 86. Peacefully in her sleep. Beatrice…you’ll always be my Golden Girl.. I grew up watching the Golden Girls, so saying this may be otherwise cringe worthy, but it just wouldn’t be right if I … Continue reading