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They make female dentists now

At the dental college where I got mah teef fixed, there’s a hall with all the graduating classes. In addition to noticing the 1969 class had a trend of plaid pants, I noticed that the 2009 class had gurlz in … Continue reading

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In the chair… all frigging day…

I came to my parents house in Texas in August to get some dental work done that was started the last time I was visiting here but then I got sick and that killed 2 weeks of my time. Then … Continue reading

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Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is

I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, which I need to do all the time. Whenever I’m … Continue reading

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Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks

Drugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so I stopped at a gas station to get some IB … Continue reading

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Yay! I need to get a Root canal!

Wtf God? Nerves in TEETH? What would possibly make that a good idea? What kind of designing is that? You totally screwed that one. Oh, and atheists? don’t go high fivin anyone over that, cuz your precious “e-volution” didn’t do … Continue reading

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I just paid people $150 to brush my teeth

I made a dentist appointment for today, because as I mentioned in December, I thought I had a tiny little cavity in one of my molars. I thought that because when I brush it at just the right angle it … Continue reading

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