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Chris Robin: Mentally ill freak kid

Is Winnie the Pooh & Company real? Pooh, Tigger, that emo fag Eeyore – are they really alive? or is Christopher Robin just a more fucked up version of Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes? Calvin is an energetic adventure seeker, … Continue reading

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I take offense to your non-offense

Some people will find a way to be offended, no matter what, and dont you dare call something non-offensive because we need to be sensitive to everyone’s fragile little feelings, except yours cuz you’re the enemy. My friend Tisha “shared” … Continue reading

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Disney doesn’t hate moms

“Have you ever noticed how n a majority of Disney movies the mom is either dead or not in the picture?? whats up with that??” No, but ive heard people say that and am not sure why you guys think … Continue reading

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Meet the Future Animation Mess

watching Meet the Robinsons again, trying to understand it. dammit Disney… we’re not advanced enough to understand alternate reality paradigms.. fuck time travel movies. this is the first Futurama movie confusion all over again. ug

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Life imitates art

Chris Wheeler from DammitWheeler.com’s girlfriend of the past 4 months just gave birth to a baby girl fathered by the gentleman she was in a previous relationship with and as you may know – there is a Chris Jr that … Continue reading

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