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Last night could have ended much differently

I got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at around 11 and started feeling light and fluffy like i … Continue reading

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Nevermind about Buddy dying

Last week I reported that my yellow lab Buddy is reaching the top clickity-clacks of lifes log flume ride and would be taking the plunge into the sweet release of death any second now. Nevermind. Dudes fine. He was just … Continue reading

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Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks

Drugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so I stopped at a gas station to get some IB … Continue reading

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My night as a west coast drug dealer

I was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and expensive sunglasses caught me and asked, very interestedly, what colored … Continue reading

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