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Tag Archives: drugs
Last night could have ended much differently
I got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at around 11 and started feeling light and fluffy like i … Continue reading
Nevermind about Buddy dying
Last week I reported that my yellow lab Buddy is reaching the top clickity-clacks of lifes log flume ride and would be taking the plunge into the sweet release of death any second now. Nevermind. Dudes fine. He was just … Continue reading
Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks
Drugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so I stopped at a gas station to get some IB … Continue reading
My night as a west coast drug dealer
I was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and expensive sunglasses caught me and asked, very interestedly, what colored … Continue reading