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Girl: uhg! this Coke is bad.
Me: Whats bad about it?
Girl: It’s Mountain Dew. the Orange kind.
Me: uuhhhh….

(Actual reaction captured with a click of the cam)

Apparently she calls all soft drinks “Coke”…

This might have been a little mean, but come on… Girls just have to be smarter if they’re gonna presume to talk to me…

Lillerchick3: hey Cassie wasnt drunk this time when i kicked her out
richar900: a milestone
Lillerchick3: ?
richar900: noteworthy event
Lillerchick3: huh
richar900: jesus. — good. great. its a momentous occasion that she wasn’t drunk for once when you gave her the boot. celebration is required. i’ll mark my calendar. local news and world leaders should be alerted. new coins should be minted in its honor. it’s a big deal. out of the ordinary. should be acknowledged.
richar900: thats as many ways as i can think to say it.

She was mad at me for a little after that, but shouldn’t I be the one mad at HER for being so mother effing dense?

Gimmie some back up here peeps.

What can I add to this gem that took place just moments ago? I fear any addendum’s now would only detract from it, so all I will say about this is that this female in question is over 20 years old… and blonde…

girl999: coffe gives me tummy aches
girl999: i think im lactose and tolerant
girl999: or intolerant
girl999: whatever it is
richar900: wow

The screen name has been changed to protect her identity, but you insiders that are familiar with the characters of richardland, then you’ll recognize this self portrait she did, presumably after saying something similar to this…